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Nymphomaniac Convention

skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow
Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he
noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He realised she was heading straight toward his seat
and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."

He swallowed hard.

Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded."I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well endowed, when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers when actually it is the men of Greek descent.

We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories
are the Irish."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable, and blushed. "I'm sorry, l do apologise" She said.

"I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!"

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos,
but my friends call me Paddy."
skusey Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago

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lol.... thanks for making me smile ;-)
lol :D
lol - I wonder why I was attracted to this thread?
I was drawn here too! Must of been the word convention. *Ahem :oops:
I was drawn here too! Must of been the word convention. *Ahem :oops:

Ooooh say it again




Very funny :)
Nice one Skusey, from Rio-On-The-Naze.

near Walton?
Looks nice:thumbsup:
:thumbsup: xxx

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