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OBAMA WENT DUCK HUNTING IN ALASKA

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. OBAMA WENT DUCK HUNTING IN ALASKA Obama went duck hunting in Alaska . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Pailins field on the other side of her fence. As the lawyer clim…
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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OBAMA WENT DUCK HUNTING IN ALASKA


Obama went duck hunting in Alaska .

He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into Sarah Pailins field on the
other side of her fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, Sarah drove up on her tractor and
asked him what he was doing.

Obama responded, I shot a duck and it fell onto this field, and now
Im going to retrieve it.

Palin replied, This is my property, and you are not coming over here.

The indignant Obama said, If you dont let me get that duck, Ill
sue you and take everything you own.

Palin smiled and said, Apparently, you dont know how we settle
disputes here. We settle small disagreements with the Three Kick Rule.

Obama asked, What is the Three Kick Rule?

Sarah Palin replied, Well, because the dispute occurs on my land , I get to go first .I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up.

Obama quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could
easily take a woman at this game. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

Sarah slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the Obama.
Her first kick planted the toe of her steel toed work boot into Obamas groin
and dropped him to his knees.

Her second kick to the midriff sent the Obamas last meal gushing from
his mouth.

Obama was on all fours when her third kick to his rear end sent him
face-first into a fresh cow pie.

He summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.Wiping
his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, Okay, Now its my turn.

Palin smiled and said , Na, I give up. You can have the duck.

Experience wins again.
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8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
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#2
[SIZE=5]L:)L[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][SIZE=3]Morning Snowtiger[/SIZE] [/SIZE]
banned#3
????

Ok
#4
Predikuesi;3493362
[SIZE=5]L:)L[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][SIZE=3]Morning Snowtiger[/SIZE] [/SIZE]

Hi & Good morning Predi ... haven't seen you on here for a while .. have you been away?
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DanJackson;3493367
????

Ok

Morning DJ :)
#6
:-D Good one!!
#7
snowtiger;3493372
Hi & Good morning Predi ... haven't seen you on here for a while .. have you been away?



No. Have only been able to drop in a few times lately. I've been busy, though I can't figure out what I have achieved :)
banned#8
Why are you referring to Obama as a lawayer? I'm confused, he hasn't been one since 2002. Surely he's better known as being President-elect...?
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#10
DanJackson;3493400
Why are you referring to Obama as a lawayer? I'm confused, he hasn't been one since 2002. Surely he's better known as being President-elect...?


Don't think it was meant to be serious. In the past presidents have been refered to as film stars as well. :)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2f062z8.jpg
#11
Shengis;3493411

ahhh .... that's where they nicked it from! ;-)
#12
DanJackson;3493400
Why are you referring to Obama as a lawayer? I'm confused, he hasn't been one since 2002. Surely he's better known as being President-elect...?

:roll: ... It's a joke! :p
#13
aliandk;3493377
:-D Good one!!

Hiya .... cool smiley Avi
#14
snowtiger;3493349
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Morning all, hey snowtiger I thought you wouldn't kiss & tell xxxx
#15
sofatoad;3493640
Morning all, hey snowtiger I thought you wouldn't kiss & tell xxxx

...................... you must be croaking!!
#16
snowtiger
...................... you must be croaking!!


frog awful
#17
lol!!!
#18
rugger-tyke;3493957
frog awful

..yeah but coming on in leaps & bounds :p

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