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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, April, he said, 'You are obsesse… Read More
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, April, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second mom, Jenny: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third mom, Erica: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy..'

At this point, the fourth mother, Emily, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Willy from school and get dinner.
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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:giggle:

Thanks for a much needed laugh :thumbsup:
#2
nice lol! bit of an evening tickle b4 inbetweeners
#3
stephen2k5
nice lol! bit of an evening tickle b4 inbetweeners


I love that program, my sort of humour:thumbsup:
#4
lol funny thank you :)
#5
hehe nice 1 :)
banned#6
FWD; FWD: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE:

Thanks for sharing your emails.
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skusey
I love that program, my sort of humour:thumbsup:


yeah its great. quick wit and so crude!! absolute crack! also got my new fave word from there.....CLUNGE =D
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DanJackson
FWD; FWD: FWD: RE: RE: RE: RE:

Thanks for sharing your emails.


sorry for trying to add humour:?
#9
wicked skusey back on form!
#10
skusey
sorry for trying to add humour:?


maybe that time of the month :whistling:

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