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Oh dear.. Dare you not to smile at this

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My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised tha… Read More
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8m, 3w agoPosted 8 months, 3 weeks ago
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
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8m, 3w agoPosted 8 months, 3 weeks ago
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3 Likes #1
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Very good.
1 Like #2
Not bad at all and clean as well!
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moneysavingkitten
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Very good.
Thanks MSK. Thought I might be kicked off and never allowed back on Misc. :)
1 Like #4
Nice 1 gd for after school humour
1 Like #5
shabbird
moneysavingkitten
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Very good.
Thanks MSK. Thought I might be kicked off and never allowed back on Misc. :)

I think there's been much worse X) Plus they would have to put up with me complaining forever if they did :{
1 Like #6
Real wish you hadn't tabled that last one :p
3 Likes #7
moneysavingkitten
shabbird
moneysavingkitten
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fe/23/46/fe23464ab6fbd946ccd22dedf85445d9.jpg
Very good.
Thanks MSK. Thought I might be kicked off and never allowed back on Misc. :)
I think there's been much worse X) Plus they would have to put up with me complaining forever if they did :{
lol. I remember posting a joke and going for a 2 day break. coming back wow. Apart from deeky, everyone wanted my blood. very scary. oO
3 Likes #8
thewongwing101
Real wish you hadn't tabled that last one :p
X)
2 Likes #9
Very good op :D
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shabbird
moneysavingkitten
shabbird
moneysavingkitten
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fe/23/46/fe23464ab6fbd946ccd22dedf85445d9.jpg
Very good.
Thanks MSK. Thought I might be kicked off and never allowed back on Misc. :)
I think there's been much worse X) Plus they would have to put up with me complaining forever if they did :{
lol. I remember posting a joke and going for a 2 day break. coming back wow. Apart from deeky, everyone wanted my blood. very scary. oO


That sounds awful. Experiences like that are best left in the past and forgotten. <3
2 Likes #11
Saturn
shabbird
moneysavingkitten
shabbird
moneysavingkitten
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fe/23/46/fe23464ab6fbd946ccd22dedf85445d9.jpg
Very good.
Thanks MSK. Thought I might be kicked off and never allowed back on Misc. :)
I think there's been much worse X) Plus they would have to put up with me complaining forever if they did :{
lol. I remember posting a joke and going for a 2 day break. coming back wow. Apart from deeky, everyone wanted my blood. very scary. oO
That sounds awful. Experiences like that are best left in the past and forgotten. <3
true but hard to forget oO
2 Likes #12
The noah one got me. The rest didn't do a thing.

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