My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.