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OH GOD what have I done!!

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A little while ago I decided to have a refreshing shower and have a shave whilst doing so,anyway I could'nt find my razor so I spotted on the shelves in the shower a razor belonging to the other half …
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
A little while ago I decided to have a refreshing shower and have a shave whilst doing so,anyway I could'nt find my razor so I spotted on the shelves in the shower a razor belonging to the other half so as it was there I used it and my god what a close shave.On exiting the shower I informed the missus that I had used hers razor and what a close shave it gave and Oh my god world war three.She went mad I've never heard such word erupt from her mouth,I think I did wrong.Come I bet she uses my razors for her legs and I dont go mad.
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
used hes

So your missus is a he, you have got problems :w00t:
banned#2
DLM
used hes

So your missus is a he, you have got problems :w00t:


ok I missed R :oops: CLEVER DICK, LOL
#3
Was it a Gillette? You should have serenaded her with the old 'best a man can get' jingle for a laugh.
#4
We're here for you :thumbsup:
#5
lol there are unwritten rules about these things!!!

eg whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine and all that
#6
wrong timing, lol
#7
If she gets rid of the razor now....

I'd like to be the first on the list for when you put it up for free on here, i'm happy to pay P&P
banned#8
MBeeching
Was it a Gillette? You should have serenaded her with the old 'best a man can get' jingle for a laugh.


Think she would try and slit my throat with it if I did,she did say that my razors cost about a [email protected]#ing quid and her one which is self lubricating cost around £7.bloody eck more money than sense:?
banned#9
RedIron
If she gets rid of the razor now....

I'd like to be the first on the list for when you put it up for free on here, i'm happy to pay P&P


ITS yours:whistling: I dont want the blasted thing now
#10
my hubby uses mine now and again which i'm fine about as long as he tells me (before i use it again). just go and buy her an electrical one which costs about £20 to say sorry
banned#11
lyndsbowes
my hubby uses mine now and again which i'm fine about as long as he tells me (before i use it again). just go and buy her an electrical one which costs about £20 to say sorry


its our wedding aniversary on Saturday what a good idea.:thumbsup:thanks
#12
podd2000
its our wedding aniversary on Saturday what a good idea.:thumbsup:thanks


lol you're welcome tho add a nice bunch of flowers to that :)
#13
:?its beacuase its not her razor its her bit on the sides:whistling:
#14
podd2000
its our wedding aniversary on Saturday what a good idea.:thumbsup:thanks


Just don't tell her to use it to trim her tash...

I learnt that lesson years ago
banned#15
lyndsbowes
lol you're welcome tho add a nice bunch of flowers to that :)


here's something for you:gift:
banned#16
RedIron
Just don't tell her to use it to trim her tash...

I learnt that lesson years ago


oh god nooo,it would be bye balls:?
#17
podd2000
here's something for you:gift:


much appreciated thx x:)
#18
lyndsbowes
lol you're welcome tho add a nice bunch of flowers to that :)

ooh flowers

not sure id have such a problem..easily wiped clean, sort of..so nah.
i also like my epilator thingy better
#19
MissRoo
ooh flowers

not sure id have such a problem..easily wiped clean, sort of..so nah.
i also like my epilator thingy better


fresh flowers are lovely on the mantelpiece tho i need something else as well, if i were given flowers on their own i'd be gutted!
banned#20
lyndsbowes
fresh flowers are lovely on the mantelpiece tho i need something else as well, if i were given flowers on their own i'd be gutted!


You sound, high maintenance :-D
#21
MissRoo
ooh flowers

not sure id have such a problem..easily wiped clean, sort of..so nah.
i also like my epilator thingy better


Had to Google...

An epilator is an electrical device used to remove hair by mechanically grasping multiple hairs simultaneously and pulling them out... Ouch!!!
I thought it was electrical, or rather a battery powered gizmo..LOL
banned#22
lyndsbowes
fresh flowers are lovely on the mantelpiece tho i need something else as well, if i were given flowers on their own i'd be gutted!


I suppose a new man would be good for her at the moment.lol.She even phoned her mother to tell her what a dispicable thing I did.I could hear her mother f@:prting herself with laughter
#23
rockyfella
Had to Google...

An epilator is an electrical device used to remove hair by mechanically grasping multiple hairs simultaneously and pulling them out... Ouch!!!
I thought it was electrical, or rather a battery powered gizmo..LOL

lol yes sorry...like loads of tweezers working together at once. it honestly isnt that bad..men just dont seem to like it! :w00t:
i also dont have the kind of gizmo i think ure talking about :p
#24
DLM
You sound, high maintenance :-D


i would love to say i am but i normally only receive home made cards from my hubby and silly little gadget gifts if its my birthday! on our anniversaries i get a card and if i'm liucky a houseplant (which i love and look after as well as i can!) and on valentine's day i get nowt coz he doesnt believe in it!!!! he's sooooooooooooo romantic lol.
#25
lyndsbowes;2700954
fresh flowers are lovely on the mantelpiece tho i need something else as well, if i were given flowers on their own i'd be gutted!


DLM;2700962
You sound, high maintenance :-D



Bloody hell, if that stands true for the female population they can sod off if they think they're getting flowers in the future
#26
podd2000
I suppose a new man would be good for her at the moment.lol.She even phoned her mother to tell her what a dispicable thing I did.I could hear her mother f@:prting herself with laughter


don't worry about getting these things wrong, not many men get it right and as soon as women start to understand this the world will be an easier place!! I have learnt to expect nothing and when i do get something whether it be a card or a bunch of flowers i am sooo honored!!
#27
lyndsbowes
don't worry about getting these things wrong, not many men get it right and as soon as women start to understand this the world will be an easier place!! I have learnt to expect nothing and when i do get something whether it be a card or a bunch of flowers i am sooo honored!!

aw, there are some good ens!
banned#28
I have to admit I forgot our aniversary last year but so did she,it was her friend(female)who remembered and she bought us the biggest bunch of flowers ever.god they did pong,but its the thought that counts
#29
MissRoo
aw, there are some good ens!


nah there are mostly wrong ens inc my hubby lol
#30
Is this actually serious?? You used her razor and she blew her top and rang her mum and you are in trouble?? You used it on your face?? I have no idea what-so-ever why she is upset. I do not know why there are suggestions that you somehow have done something wrong ^^^^^ and need to make it up to her.
By the missus, you do mean someone with whom you have a close personal relationship; do you??
banned#31
chesso
Is this actually serious?? You used her razor and she blew her top and rang her mum and you are in trouble?? You used it on your face?? I have no idea what-so-ever why she is upset. I do not know why there are suggestions that you somehow have done something wrong ^^^^^ and need to make it up to her.
By the missus, you do mean someone with whom you have a close personal relationship; do you??


At last someone who understands me:thumbsup: close relationship but not as close as the shave I had with her razor
#32
podd2000
At last someone who understands me:thumbsup:

It is a thing of such little or no consequence.
Get to bed first then you won't need to sleep on the couch, and you can get reaaallly close to something that matters .:thumbsup:
#33
im not sure what the fuss is like i sed.... mb she just thinks its a personal piece.. who knows.
i guess you know not to mention it again.. lol
banned#34
chesso
It is a thing of such little or no consequence.
Get to bed first then you won't need to sleep on the couch, and you can get reaaallly close to something that matters .:thumbsup:


she's already there and she has pinched my pillows,ah never mind wheres the cat..here pussy pussy:whistling:
banned#35
I did tell her to wax next time cos I wont use that on my sensative face
#36
podd2000
I did tell her to wax next time cos I wont use that on my sensative face


behave!!
banned#37
chesso
behave!!


ok sorry,will be a good boy
banned#38
goodnight all,oh lovely comfy sofa
#39
Ah just buy a cut throat blade and when she runs out of her blades let her try' to use a cut throat on her legs haha
#40
was her shaver pink by any chance?

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