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skusey Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...


Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu.


Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow....

Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,
heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,
insecticides and herbicides.

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED'
spelled backwards! is
'DESSERTS'
skusey Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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#1
You can't get swine flu from eating pork.
Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right? :S
#2
lol, nice joke. Gives me a good excuse for more ice cream :)
#3
Met-Cast
You can't get swine flu from eating pork.
Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right? :S


too deep i THINK:)
#4
ClarityofMind
lol, nice joke. Gives me a good excuse for more ice cream :)


Oh it was a joke :oops:. Nice one :thumbsup:
#5
just as well they`re my favourites:-D
#6
Me liking these idea, my ass is expanding at the thought!
#7
Met-Cast
Oh it was a joke :oops:. Nice one :thumbsup:


lol :)
#8
dont u make ice cream and chocolate with eggs


oh sorry didnt see the joke....
#9
Met-Cast;5173248
You can't get swine flu from eating pork.
Organic fruits and veggies don't have insecticides and herbicides right? :S

lol:roll:




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#10
casparwhite
dont u make ice cream and chocolate with eggs


oh sorry didnt see the joke....


Dammit knew I was forgetting something :whistling:. :-D
#12
Just drink beer, basically a good meal, barley, hops, yeast and water, like a 4 course meal without the tedious chewing:)
#13
:)[SIZE="3"] sorry you cant eat chocolate & ice cream..that will give you...the s++ts![/SIZE]
#14
Mr Weasle
:)[SIZE="3"] sorry you cant eat chocolate & ice cream..that will give you...the s++ts![/SIZE]


Doesnt give me the s****, just makes me happy:):)
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#16
clondikemike
Just drink beer, basically a good meal, barley, hops, yeast and water, like a 4 course meal without the tedious chewing:)


lmao :w00t:

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