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Oh to be a civil servant!

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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
A chap goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks,
'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy,
'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The chap is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
Why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'
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8y, 6m agoPosted 8 years, 6 months ago
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#1
lmao love it
#2
Loooooooool
#3
Love it , but do you know how close you are to real life !
A friend of ours son started working in the it department of a certain government agency , he was the new boy really keen , working hard , extra effort. You would think good , but no he was told in no uncertain terms that he was working to hard and other people were couldnt keep up !
#4
he he very good! :thumbsup:
#5
Haha, you forgot smoking.
#6
crunch;2224500
Love it , but do you know how close you are to real life !
A friend of ours son started working in the it department of a certain government agency , he was the new boy really keen , working hard , extra effort. You would think good , but no he was told in no uncertain terms that he was working to hard and other people were couldnt keep up !



I've heard of this happen to people! (not at places where I've worked, but friends of friends!!!) :thinking:

New people working hard have been seen as threats and asked to slow down!! :roll:

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