A chap goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'
He says 'Yes - just caffeine'
'Have you ever been in the services?'
'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'
The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks,
'Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, 'Yes 100%...an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'
The interviewer tells the guy,
'O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now.
Normal hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00 -
and plan on starting at 10 AM every day.'
The chap is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 4 PM,
Why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?
'This is a government job,' the interviewer says.
'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that.'