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banned9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
I have just had to get up off my fat lazy a**e from the laptop once again to turn the tap off properly as it was dripping. Why is it the missus has an absolute inability to turn a tap off fully!!

The scary thing is, it genetical, as when I visit her mums house her tap constantly drips (then she moans at me when she cant turn the tap back on as I've tightened it too much). Then to prove the genetic thread, when I visit her grandmas house her tap constantly drips as well!! :w00t: :w00t:

We all know men are better drivers and we leave the seat up, and women are better at holding in farts and being kind to old grannies, but what else are the opposite sex useless at......

.....cant help but think I'm setting myself up for a fall here.:giggle:
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banned9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
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#1
You been watching The One Show ? Its been on there tonight about how women are better listeners.
You are setting yourself up for a fall....
banned#2
maybe its the only way she can get you to get off your fat hairy bottom, and has asked her mother and grandmother to help in the help UltimoScorpion keep fit regime :giggle:
#3
Women are good at pinching all the duvet in the night :)
#4
i believe its not the sex of a person that determines who is better at something or not its the person
#5
:giggle: but women are better at multi-tasking:giggle:
#6
ilovepink
i believe its not the sex of a person that determines who is better at something or not its the person


Men have a better understanding of humour :)
#7
stora
Men have a better understanding of humour :)


yes but only the childish variety:giggle:
#8
ilovepink
:giggle: but women are better at multi-tasking:giggle:



I multi-task when I read the newspaper while sitting on the toilet.l
#9
ilovepink
yes but only the childish variety:giggle:


very cruel but so true. :)
banned#10
Mum2Connor&Cerys
You been watching The One Show ? Its been on there tonight about how women are better listeners.
You are setting yourself up for a fall....


Nope been online here since 3pm this afternoon, just put my boys to bed and got annoyed as I finally get to sit down and the missus has once again left the tap on :whistling: :p
banned#11
stora
I multi-task when I read the newspaper while sitting on the toilet.l

thats not humour, thats too much information :w00t:
#12
stora
I multi-task when I read the newspaper while sitting on the toilet.l


you mean looking at the pictures
banned#13
sassie
maybe its the only way she can get you to get off your fat hairy bottom, and has asked her mother and grandmother to help in the help UltimoScorpion keep fit regime :giggle:


Ahh didn't think about that, its a family conspiracy...I fallen into the sopranos
#14
I believe its more society and upbringing, just like how girls get better grades than boys.

Society expects something of people, thats why England is far better than Scotland at sports, better morale, better publicity rather than "you are going to fail" attitude

So men are expected to be emotionless held back etc
#15
ilovepink
:giggle: but women are better at multi-tasking:giggle:

And as recent research has shown multitasking means that all the tasks take about a third longer and are not done as well as doing them in a linear fashion. :thumbsup: Oh and its certainly no good in helping reverse into a parking space ;-)
banned#16
stora
Women are good at pinching all the duvet in the night :)


Ahh but men are good at balancing on the 6 inches of bedspace you leave us whilst shiverring through lack of warmth of the duvet pincher
banned#17
ilovepink
:giggle: but women are better at multi-tasking:giggle:


You couldn't multi task your 2 messages into one;-)
banned#18
I can fix a leaking tap myself, in fact I do most things around the house that need fixing.
#19
And I can multitask lol, play console game, watch movie on pc, and have music on lol
banned#20
ryouga
I believe its more society and upbringing, just like how girls get better grades than boys.

Society expects something of people, thats why England is far better than Scotland at sports, better morale, better publicity rather than "you are going to fail" attitude

So men are expected to be emotionless held back etc


Lets just stick to the sexism eh?:giggle:
#21
Ok then why are feminist societys and womens groups allowed at university but not mens, why arent men allowed to do hockey or netball but women are allowed to do football lol.
banned#22
Prissymiss
I can fix a leaking tap myself, in fact I do most things around the house that need fixing.


Ahh but priss you have also admitted to farting loud and proud, so you are really an honourary man:giggle:
banned#23
ryouga
Ok then why are feminist societys and womens groups allowed at university but not mens, why arent men allowed to do hockey or netball but women are allowed to do football lol.


Men have working mens clubs (which in the depths of yorkshire and lancashire are still very anti women, the women are not really allowed to do anything except drink)

Also men are allowed to play hockey and netball we have international teams in both disciplines, however would you really want to admit to it??
banned#24
UltimoScorpion
Ahh but priss you have also admitted to farting loud and proud, so you are really an honourary man:giggle:


I think you will find that that wasn't me.:whistling:
#25
Im talking about colleges and universitys though, at my last college and current university they have feminist groups, and men arent allowed to do hockey or netball but women are encouraged to play football.

And at both they had their own clubs and discounts and trips etc
#26
ryouga
Ok then why are feminist societys and womens groups allowed at university but not mens, why arent men allowed to do hockey or netball but women are allowed to do football lol.


Would you really want to play a woman's hockey team. I've still got the bruises on my shins when we played 'lads v girls' in our teens :w00t:
banned#27
Prissymiss
I think you will find that that wasn't me.:whistling:



No of course not....i'll take the blame :roll:
banned#28
ryouga
Im talking about colleges and universitys though, at my last college and current university they have feminist groups, and men arent allowed to do hockey or netball but women are encouraged to play football.

And at both they had their own clubs and discounts and trips etc


You want to be a girl really dont ya:giggle:

http://www.srsmiami.com/
#29
stora
Would you really want to play a woman's hockey team. I've still got the bruises on my shins when we played 'lads v girls' in our teens :w00t:


Its only all women as men arent allowed, so it would take time for men to join lol
#30
UltimoScorpion
You want to be a girl really dont ya:giggle:


Nah I just believe equal rights go both ways, I grew up with feminism, a feminist social worker destroying family when my nieces mum died, a feminist boss saying men were lazy and women were superior and when I said that wasnt right I got a written warning for being sexist as apparantly she twisted it to say I said women werent as good as men.

etc

And I hate women still expecting men to be cash machines like men buying them drinks in bars etc.

No offense to anyone lol better stop I can go on all day.
#31
ryouga
I believe its more society and upbringing, just like how girls get better grades than boys.

Society expects something of people, thats why England is far better than Scotland at sports, better morale, better publicity rather than "you are going to fail" attitude

So men are expected to be emotionless held back etc



Or perhaps because Scotland is a nation of only 5 million people, and England has 50 million. That's a huge difference. More people = more pool of people.
#32
Still in a nation of 5 million why cant they find fantastic players

I mean USA is massive and is nowhere as good as England
#33
TehSheep
Or perhaps because Scotland is a nation of only 5 million people, and England has 50 million. That's a huge difference. More people = more pool of people.

Yup. I'm Scots and people ask me why, if Scotland is such a great place, I live in England. The answer is that I had to come down to England to shine :w00t:
banned#34
UltimoScorpion
No of course not....i'll take the blame :roll:


I made the multitasking comment about men farting etc. I think you will find that another one of the ladies admitted to the stinky under the duvet ones, remember:roll:
#35
mikewot
Yup. I'm Scots and people ask me why, if Scotland is such a great place, I live in England. The answer is that I had to come down to England to shine :w00t:



Lol its strange, Scottish move to England, and loads of English move to Scotland.
banned#36
Prissymiss
I made the multitasking comment about men farting etc. I think you will find that another one of the ladies admitted to the stinky under the duvet ones, remember:roll:


Clearly women have better memories than men, either that or women are better holding on to useless c**p than men are:giggle:
banned#37
mikewot
Yup. I'm Scots and people ask me why, if Scotland is such a great place, I live in England. The answer is that I had to come down to England to shine :w00t:


Do you really shine:?
banned#38
UltimoScorpion
Clearly women have better memories than men, either that or women are better holding on to useless c**p than men are:giggle:


Yes, that explains why some of them stick with their useless partners for longer than they should:giggle:
#39
Prissymiss
Do you really shine:?

Yup, Pledge is marvellous ;-)
#40
Women are always right - unless she gets something out of being wrong....

Well thats how it works here :giggle:

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