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Okay gents what you bought your missus and what for your mistress?

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banned5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
Got both mine a deep fat fryer on the condition they make me dinky doughnuts.
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banned5y, 11m agoPosted 5 years, 11 months ago
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2 Likes #1
I didnt realise male lovers were called mistresses these days

Edited By: numptyj on Dec 22, 2010 16:35
banned#2
Why is it we pay more care and attention to the gifts we buy our mistresses?

Edited By: JonnyTwoToes on Dec 22, 2010 16:34
banned#3
numptyj
I didnt realise male lovers were called mistresses these days


You been out of the loop too long, come back!
#4
flesh light..... im using it a girth enlarger... I enter it, it enters her..... only time I'll ever touch the sides.
banned#5
MinstrelMan
flesh light..... im using it a girth enlarger... I enter it, it enters her..... only time I'll ever touch the sides.
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Small manhood or a bint of a wife?
2 Likes #6
i wont lie..... bit of both lol
#7
PMSL! X)
banned#8
MinstrelMan
i wont lie..... bit of both lol


See, my other half always buys me a tub a vaseline with a little note saying; "Please use me Mr Awesome".

I also got a shoe horn last year.
#9
JonnyTwoToes
MinstrelMan
i wont lie..... bit of both lol
See, my other half always buys me a tub a vaseline with a little note saying; "Please use me Mr Awesome".I also got a shoe horn last year.

now theres an image! lol
banned#10
some dusters, yellow gloves, hoover, and as a special treat .. washing up liquid was on special 2 for 1
banned#11
jellybaby22
couldnt find the diamond ring though..he must have hid that better


Hidden it in the other cupboard for his mistress
#12
jellybaby22
i know what I have got....I looked in the bags he hid badly in the cupboard....couldnt find the diamond ring though..he must have hid that better
Will be funny when you open entirely different presents on christmas day oO

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