Sixty is the worst age to be, said the 60-year-old man. You
feel like you have to pee and
most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.
Ah, thats nothin, said the 70-year-old. When youre seventy,you
dont have a bowel movement
any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and
nothin comes out!
Actually, said the 80-year -old, Eighty is the worst age of all.
Do you have trouble peeing, too? asked the 60-year old.
No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all.
So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?
No, I have one every morning at 6:30.
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, You pee every morning at 6:00 and
have a bowel movement every morning at 6:30.
So whats so bad about being 80?
I dont get out of bed until 7:00. !