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An elderly gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...She turned … Read More
MikeL Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
An elderly gentleman wearing a beat-up old leather flying jacket sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...She turned to the man and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying; biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, T-6s, flew in WWII in a B-25, and later Sabre jets in the Korean conflict. I taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so yes, I guess I am a pilot.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I am a lesbian.'
MikeL Avatar
7y, 7m agoPosted 7 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Old jokes
banned#2
I lold

take some rep you joker
#3
:giggle:
#4
:)

I smiled, thank you :)
#5
ha ha me and my uncle always joke like this if we see a hot girl we say "I think im a Lesbian"
banned#6
ha ha me and my uncle always joke like this if we see a hot girl we say "I think im a Lesbian"


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