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Older people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!?

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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
Of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this
Jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'?

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
Gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as it was on the previous
Day.?

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
Like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
With my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.


She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
With her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
Nothing.?

We even called up Arlene the lady next door and she tried too, first
With both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between
Her knees, but still nothing.?

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied,


'Yep, but none of us could get the damn jar open.'
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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#1
That jokes probably Older than the guy trying to get the lid off:roll:
#2
lol this jokes well old
#3
ha ha its good but its old as the hills

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