I bought a new (cheap) shirt top thingy a few days ago and stuck it on this morning. Popped into town and as I was bending down getting something from pushchair the middle button popped off!!! Now, I had NO coat, I usually carry a blanket in the buggy but oh no, not today!!! So there I am walking through a busy highstreet with all my assets on offer!! I have seriously never been sooooooo humiliated in all my life!!
Could have so done with the ground swallowing me up. Serves me right for buying cheap tat!