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OMG i have just seen the biggest spider ever in our shed

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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
just been trying to sort our shed out and then the biggest spider i have ever seen ran out and i dont know where it has gone

so im sat here staring at the shed door to see if it comes out,im pail,sweating,paranoid and tingly as im paranoid its jumped onto my back

arrrggghhh
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
we need pics! :)
#2
was it as big as these two???
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/S/1/camel_spider.jpg
#3
Its not on your back you silly mare!!
Its climbed down your waistband and is laying eggs in you bum loooooooooooooooool
#4
i dont know where its gone i cant see it but i know its still in there somewhere
#5
It ran past you and is now making its way upto your bed :lol:
#6
PapaSmurf
was it as big as these two???
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/S/1/camel_spider.jpg


i feel delirious :?
#7
it had spots on it and hairs *honks*
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edjaned;2329456
it had spots on it and hairs *honks*

Mr Blobby spider?
#9
edjaned
it had spots on it and hairs *honks*


http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/leopard-sleeping-in-tree.jpg?

thats the weirdest lookin spider i seen
#10
Was it a spider with chicken pox? :lol:

which it actually got from eating a chicken..... whole. was it that big?


Are we making you feel better? :lol:
#11
the thing is i have things to do in there,

i will have to go back in........
#12
Dont worry, it will of left now, and will be "in ur fwidge, eatin ur beanz"
#13
MinstrelMan
Was it a spider with chicken pox? :lol:

which it actually got from eating a chicken..... whole. was it that big?


Are we making you feel better? :lol:


errr no suprsingly not :roll::)
#14
Lulu'sMammy
Dont worry, it will of left now, and will be "in ur fwidge, eatin ur beanz"


Haha @ LLM loltarantulaz
#15
The chances are it probably saw you,got scared and ran out.
#16
I had a huge spider in my bedroom last night. I tried to set the cat on it but even she ran away!!!
banned 1 Like #17
To solve this you need

a bit of rag
bottle of vodka
a lighter

Stick rag in vodka
Light rag
throw hard at shed

Problem solved Spider burnt
#18
I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:
[CENTER]http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/spideran.gif[/CENTER]
#19
Keep cool its only a spider lol:shock:
#20
ODB_69
To solve this you need

a bit of rag
bottle of vodka
a lighter

Stick rag in vodka
Light rag
throw hard at shed

Problem solved Spider burnt


lmfao

the thing is its a brand new shed only came last week,thats why i was moving things in there

i dont think oh would be very happy to come home and see his new "workshop" burnt to ashes lol
#21
snowtiger
I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:
[CENTER]http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/spideran.gif[/CENTER]


thats only an animated spider... I can see the coroners report now, cause of death: CGI Arachnid :lol:
banned#22
http://nathistoc.bio.uci.edu/spiders/Dysdera1.jpg
#23
snowtiger
I had one of these in my shed the other week ... almost died :w00t:
[CENTER]http://www.uark.edu/~dksander/spideran.gif[/CENTER]


that is exacltly what it was like its body was massive!!!!! :shock:
#24
JDeal
http://nathistoc.bio.uci.edu/spiders/Dysdera1.jpg


that is disgusting :shock:
banned#25
edjaned;2329756
lmfao

the thing is its a brand new shed only came last week,thats why i was moving things in there

i dont think oh would be very happy to come home and see his new "workshop" burnt to ashes lol



Spider vs Workshop...no competition....burn the shed...I bloody hate em... only things that should be moving with 8 legs is an orgy!
#26
ODB_69
Spider vs Workshop...no competition....burn the shed...I bloody hate em... only things that should be moving with 8 legs is an orgy!


lol :giggle:

i cant see it anywhere,which means i can never go in the shed again not even to take him a brew :)
#27
I would be quite concerned if I saw a spider that size. Buy some spider repellent incase it's poisonous
#28
Spriggan
I would be quite concerned if I saw a spider that size. Buy some spider repellent incase it's poisonous


are u taking the p**s?

please tell me u are :-(
banned#29
http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/f10/286895386
I used to live in Chernobyl......spiders are a bit bigger there
#30
ODB_69
http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/f10/286895386
I used to live in Chernobyl......spiders are a bit bigger there


You didnt used to live in chernobyl really did you ODB?
banned#31
MinstrelMan;2329862
You didnt used to live in chernobyl really did you ODB?

Yes.....I'm actually 50 foot tall and 5 heads!

Upside is my schlong is HUGE!
#32
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1502017454_bd6fa1f1dc.jpg?v=0

Not sure i would be quite so happy to find this in my garden
#33
PapaSmurf
was it as big as these two???
http://z.about.com/d/urbanlegends/1/0/S/1/camel_spider.jpg



Thats a camel spider which are not really a spider they're solpugids.. Along with spiders, they are members of the class Arachnida
#34
guitargaz
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1502017454_bd6fa1f1dc.jpg?v=0

Not sure i would be quite so happy to find this in my garden



No I know what you mean look at the teeth on that horrible thing :p
#35
ODB_69
Yes.....I'm actually 50 foot tall and 5 heads!

Upside is my schlong is HUGE!



but no-ones gonna wanna **** you with having 5 heads and being 50 foot tall. unless theres an equally matched 5 foot tall female with 3 heads and a wizzards cuff comparable to (insert members user names here - I aint saying **** i only get in trouble :lol: )
#36
MinstrelMan;2329757
thats only an animated spider... I can see the coroners report now, cause of death: CGI Arachnid :lol:

:lol:
#37
guitargaz
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2111/1502017454_bd6fa1f1dc.jpg?v=0

Not sure i would be quite so happy to find this in my garden


Did anyone notice its mother attacking the back of her head lol
#38
just saw this on another thread & thought of you :w00t: .... me thinks we had
the word 'big' slightly out of context !! :oops:



http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk139/bjmcghee/PICT0123Medium.jpg
#39
did it look like this
http://www.hmrprint.com/helensphotos/images/INSECTS/GardenSPIDER55.jpg or this
http://www.wildliferanger.co.uk/users/www.wildliferanger.co.uk/upload/A%20Female%20Common%20Garden%20Spider.JPG

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