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OMG this is so funny - Woman blogs her hubby sleep talking

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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
Taken from the Sun

A WOMAN who keeps a hilarious blog of her sleep talking husband's late night ramblings has become an internet sensation.
The British woman, called Karen, keeps a record of all the weird and wonderful comments her "mild mannered English husband" Adam makes at night and is even selling t-shirts with some of his funniest comments on them.

Her Sleep Talkin' Man blog and Twitter account has quickly become a viral hit.

Some of the strange things Adam has muttered so far this week include:


"Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."


"I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows."


"You're pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty. [Long pause] Now f*** off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored."

On Sunday at 5am, Adam came out with a barrage of bizarre lines, such as: "Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep."

Other gems include: "Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them desperately. Who's got my potato bags?"



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2806514/Sleep-Talkin-Man-a-viral-hit.html#ixzz0cVNq5I0P
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7y, 3d agoPosted 7 years, 3 days ago
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#2
lol

"Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

i love it :lol:
#3
Haha brilliant

"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for...done for."
#4
Genuinely made me laugh - brilliant!
#5
Very funny, I think i might have been tempted to pass him the cheese grater:w00t:
#6
haha I'd do the same for my hubby but its just random mutterings about car engines :-(
#7
lisat
Very funny, I think i might have been tempted to pass him the cheese grater:w00t:


So would I, lol :-D
#8
I haven't put on weight, your eyes are fat... Lmao
#9
haha my oh once work up checking under the bedsheets saying "wheres my mustang? I left it here and its gone!" lol

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