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One for the ladies..............

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Ofcourse I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I d… Read More
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Ofcourse I love ya darlin

You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

No woman who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer.
skusey Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
:giggle::w00t: very good but would get a slap if that was said to me
#2
lol..:)
#3
fireheaven
:giggle::w00t: very good but would get a slap if that was said to me


will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:
#4
love it!!
#5
skusey
will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:


I hope you can run fast
#6
skusey
will put the ode on Mrs Skuseys valentines:thumbsup:


...and she was saying how romantic you are!!:whistling:
#7
fireheaven
I hope you can run fast


and you got a good pressie to follow:w00t:
#8
Reporting you for Multi ID.... this is my Hubby as the OP:x
#9
hahaha aww that cheered me up
i wunder how many peeps will get this in thier cards
LOL gr8 ode
#10
bambu
hahaha aww that cheered me up
i wunder how many peeps will get this in thier cards
LOL gr8 ode


bad stutter you have got there:whistling:
banned#11
frollickingfrill
Reporting you for Multi ID.... this is my Hubby as the OP:x


i always thought u were a guy :oops:
#12
chesso
...and she was saying how romantic you are!!:whistling:


I take back everything that I said last night!!!
#13
DangerGod
i always thought u were a guy :oops:


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :w00t:
#14
mrs skusey
I take back everything that I said last night!!!

:evil: :lol: even this:
mrs skusey:dont need to remind him, he knows exactly how much i like a bit of romance! He always comes up trumps

Haha - I know he'll make it up to you.:-D
#15
DangerGod
i always thought u were a guy :oops:


With a pair like that !!:?
#16
frollickingfrill;4234730
With a pair like that !!:?

Mirrors again ...

Nice one skusey:thumbsup:
#17
GoDutchGo
[SIZE="3"]Mirrors again ...[/SIZE]

Nice one skusey:thumbsup:


and what do you mean by that mr G ?
#18
frollickingfrill;4240167
and what do you mean by that mr G ?

.......... Just fetch me another beer dear...
#19
Go forth and multiply :giggle:
#20
frollickingfrill;4240202
Go forth and multiply :giggle:

Its Saturday afternoon not Friday night ... Everything in moderation Frilly :oops: besides the footies on ..
#21
GoDutchGo
Its Saturday afternoon not Friday night ... Everything in moderation Frilly :oops: [SIZE="3"]besides the footies [/SIZE]on ..


Yeah... thats why I'm off to get my hair done before going out tonight :-D
#22
frollickingfrill;4240303
Yeah... thats why I'm off to get my hair done before going out tonight :-D

You better make that 2 beers then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:
#23
GoDutchGo
You better make that 2 beers then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:


[SIZE="6"]Enjoy!!!![/SIZE]

http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/big_sandwich_1.jpg

http://www.kingsfullbeer.com/uploads/images/beer6gr.jpg

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg
#24
frollickingfrill;4240491
[SIZE=6]Enjoy!!!![/SIZE]



http://www.kingsfullbeer.com/uploads/images/beer6gr.jpg


Frilly its warm ..... :x
#25
GoDutchGo
You better make that [SIZE="4"]2 beers[/SIZE] then .. and a sandwich .. :whistling:



I didnt see you ask for cold beer :whistling:
#26
frollickingfrill;4240523
I didnt see you ask for cold beer :whistling:

Is there any other way to have beer? :whistling: All these years and still you haven't learnt.... ;-)
#27
GoDutchGo
Is there any other way to have beer? :whistling: All these years and still you haven't learnt.... ;-)


This is the best way to have a beer

http://oscarstavern.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beer_bottle_mouth_girl1.jpg
#28
heheh
#29
frollickingfrill;4240553
This is the best way to have a beer


You are confussed :? ...
#30
oh no i'm not... I know exactly what I mean:whistling:
#31
frollickingfrill;4252905
oh no i'm not... I know exactly what I mean:whistling:

I dispute that statement :whistling:

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