10 reasons how we know Santa's a man
1. No dress sense.
2. Never replies to your letters
3. The chances of getting what you ask for is nil.
4. Beer belly.
5. Will only commit to one day a year.
6. Obsessed with stockings.
7. He never stops to ask for directions.
8. Too lazy to shave.
9. He always wears the same clothes
10. Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze for him .... and he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards.