Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism
Why is air a lot like sex?
It's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
What's the difference between a Northern fairy tale and a Southern fairy tale?
A Northern fairy tale begins, "Once upon a time..."
A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s'''..."
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?
What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
Both crews were marooned
Did you hear about the new "Divorce Barbie"?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff