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one of the signs of ageing

holly100 Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and
thinking, surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which
bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same
name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too
old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High School.

'Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?'; I asked.

He answered , 'In 1967. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!', I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat
ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bit ch asked,

'What did you teach?'
holly100 Avatar
8y, 4m agoPosted 8 years, 4 months ago

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lol, love it :lol:

I thought it was a serrrrrriousaaa post initially:-D

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