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One of those really not very funny jokes...

angelfairee Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
But this one made me laugh...

A man walks into a pet shop and sees a sign advertising a talking centipede for £500. Thinking it could be the perfect pet, he buys it and takes it home in a box.

Having been home with his new pet for a while, he opens the box and says to the centipede: "Fancy a pint?" The centipede says nothing. Figuring it must be tired from the journey he decides to leave it for an hour and try again later.

An hour later he opens the match box and says a bit louder than before "Fancy a pint?" The centipede again says nothing. Thinking he had been conned, the man is getting more and more angry.

One last time, he shouts at the centipede "FANCY A PINT?". The centipede pokes its head out of the box and says: "I heard you the first time you tw@, I'm putting my shoes on!"



Ta-da!
angelfairee Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
Im so glad it made you laugh.
#2
angelfairee!!!!!!!
banned#3
Your best thread yet. :thumbsup:






























(I'll get my coat.)
#4
:w00t:
#5
rubbish!!
#6
raptorcigs
angelfairee!!!!!!!


Rappy!!!!!!!!!

guv
Your best thread yet. :thumbsup:
(I'll get my coat.)


Worst. Dad. Ever.
#7
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five pounds from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.

When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!"
#8
flp14344
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five pounds from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.

When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!"


lol that made me laugh!! When am filling my dishwasher I honestly need to lock dog in other room or else she is trying to get in to dishwasher to lick the plates:w00t:
#9
mmm....

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