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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
to do or buy or go or say (be careful with that last one)
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8m, 2w agoPosted 8 months, 2 weeks ago
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i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/biMAAOSwRJ9XhUiH/s-l1600.jpg
& it's making me sad :(

tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!
https://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif

Edited By: DarkEnergy2012 on Aug 09, 2016 19:55
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delusion
On a recent stag to Amsterdam the missus gave me a few rules, including no smoking cannabis, not to get drunk, and believe it or not - receiving a blow job allowed. (completely silly but true example).
Funnily enough I did the opposite of all three.
They are your other half, not your mum. You shouldn't be prevented from making your own decisions... :p


So you smoked cannabis, got drunk, and gave someone a blow job. That is one hell of a stag weekend. :)

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8 Likes #1
i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/biMAAOSwRJ9XhUiH/s-l1600.jpg
& it's making me sad :(

tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!
https://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif

Edited By: DarkEnergy2012 on Aug 09, 2016 19:55
banned 2 Likes #2
Nothing as I wear the trousers.
4 Likes #3
Hookers :(
1 Like #4
http://previews.123rf.com/images/72soul/72soul1306/72soul130600028/20143611-Illustration-depicting-a-set-of-cut-out-printed-letters-arranged-to-form-the-word-strange--Stock-Illustration.jpg
https://tinhatsblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/1000-cats.jpg?w=1100
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/26/21/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-1014-1422325554-19.jpg
#5
extramarital affairs ;)
2 Likes #6
Peace and quiet cos kid. (_;)

Edited By: Aiden1512 on Aug 09, 2016 19:59
1 Like #7
miikeyblue
Hookers :(

Surely you meant hukkers miikey :{X)
3 Likes #8
Shaydog
http://previews.123rf.com/images/72soul/72soul1306/72soul130600028/20143611-Illustration-depicting-a-set-of-cut-out-printed-letters-arranged-to-form-the-word-strange--Stock-Illustration.jpghttps://tinhatsblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/1000-cats.jpg?w=1100https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/26/21/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-1014-1422325554-19.jpg
Strange pussy baby?
3 Likes #9
Not allowed to inform a potential Amazon voucher buyer that said vouchers go for 95% of value on here - not the 80-90% they professed . My information removed by a mod for threadspoiling according to said MOD - to me just protecting fellow members from being fleeced ? complaint sent to admin -(there will be absolutely no joy there as usual !)




Edited By: rogparki on Aug 09, 2016 20:12: punc
1 Like #10
Death by chocolate?
1 Like #11
Post a deliveroo deal (quite right too) , but why do the Mods always allow them to stay on for 30 mins + before removing ? Surely posting "deliveroo" could be automatically blocked before even appearing ?

Edited By: rogparki on Aug 09, 2016 20:16
[mod] 2 Likes #12
rogparki
Post a deliveroo deal (quite right too) , but why do the Mods always allow them to stay on for 30 mins + before removing ? Surely posting "deliveroo" could be automatically blocked before even appearing ?
Not all Deliveroo threads are referrals rogparki, but if you do spot one that is please report it. Thanks
1 Like #14
Strange pussy baby?
http://i.imgur.com/rhFqaBB.gif
#15
DarkEnergy2012
i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/biMAAOSwRJ9XhUiH/s-l1600.jpg
& it's making me sad :(

tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!
https://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif


man up and get it lol only kidding.. maybe she got you it for your birthday/christmas/anniversary for the next 10years?
4 Likes #16
Shaydog
Strange pussy baby?http://i.imgur.com/rhFqaBB.gif

I think everyone got it the first time without the creepy gif :/
#17
You should be grateful that she has put the brakes on this madness ;)
How much does it cost and why do you want it?

Edited By: MBeeching on Aug 09, 2016 20:59
2 Likes #18
maccy1
miikeyblue
Hookers :(
Surely you meant hukkers miikey :{X)

Maybe he really meant hookers!
http://a64.tinypic.com/2iql5sn.jpg
1 Like #19
Predikuesi
maccy1
miikeyblue
Hookers :(
Surely you meant hukkers miikey :{X)
Maybe he really meant hookers!http://a64.tinypic.com/2iql5sn.jpg

X)
2 Likes #20
Predikuesi
maccy1
miikeyblue
Hookers :(
Surely you meant hukkers miikey :{X)
Maybe he really meant hookers!http://a64.tinypic.com/2iql5sn.jpg
The guy on the right looks like his face melted. Maybe he tried a
stuarthanley
Shaydog
http://previews.123rf.com/images/72soul/72soul1306/72soul130600028/20143611-Illustration-depicting-a-set-of-cut-out-printed-letters-arranged-to-form-the-word-strange--Stock-Illustration.jpghttps://tinhatsblog.files.wordpress.com/2016/04/1000-cats.jpg?w=1100https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/26/21/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-1014-1422325554-19.jpg
Strange pussy baby?
.
1 Like #21
The frickin remote control for the telly !! arrrrghh

http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/60418000/jpg/_60418428_60418423.jpg

Edited By: antomac1001 on Aug 09, 2016 21:36
1 Like #22
to do or buy or go or say


I can do a massage on her and buy her presents or go shopping with her and say 'I love you' anytime.

All you lot, don't be jealous because I am able to do it all.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpak101.com%2Ffunnypictures%2FFunny%2F2011%2F4%2F20%2FFunnyCryingBaby_spkwh.jpg&f=1
2 Likes #23
my favourite magazine.
https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fweb03%2F2012%2F6%2F7%2F15%2Fenhanced-buzz-16341-1339095905-1.jpg&f=1
1 Like #24
CookinBat
my favourite magazine. https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fweb03%2F2012%2F6%2F7%2F15%2Fenhanced-buzz-16341-1339095905-1.jpg&f=1
:D
banned#25
5 girlfriends........ Although I am working on it
1 Like #26
A free opinion in MISC without an admin falling over in shock and deleting any posts. Strange they never delete any deals I post that make them money!
1 Like #27
DarkEnergy2012

tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!
I don't get it :| Surely your mother's relatives are also your relatives?
1 Like #28
antomac1001
The frickin remote control for the telly !! arrrrghhhttp://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/60418000/jpg/_60418428_60418423.jpg

You don't have a phone that you can use as a remote?
#29
I'm not allowed baby oil and and rope again
#30
YouDontWantToKnow
5 girlfriends........ Although I am working on it
Start with just one lol. Baby steps. X)
banned#31
CookinBat
YouDontWantToKnow
5 girlfriends........ Although I am working on it
Start with just one lol. Baby steps. X)

Been there done that. It gets boring!
2 Likes #32
My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other than marital ones, but..

When buying a car, I have to make sure it can fit the kids in it too :(
banned 1 Like #33
haritori
My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other than marital ones, but..
When buying a car, I have to make sure it can fit the kids in it too :(

Dont get me on cars. Every single one I wanted the wife said no.

I finally convinced her on what was needed & she promised to drive it & give it a go.

She didnt give it a go & carried on moaning. So that moaning added to the reasons for subsequent divorce!
1 Like #34
YouDontWantToKnow
haritori
My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other than marital ones, but..
When buying a car, I have to make sure it can fit the kids in it too :(
Dont get me on cars. Every single one I wanted the wife said no.
I finally convinced her on what was needed & she promised to drive it & give it a go.
She didnt give it a go & carried on moaning. So that moaning added to the reasons for subsequent divorce!

What gets me is I have to buy an MPV 'incase' we need the 7 seats. which we use prob twice a year..

Yet she's got a nice SUV! i still cannot work out where i went wrong in teh discussions and why i agreed to her having an Hyundai Tucson, I suspect sex was involved :D
#35
DarkEnergy2012
i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cavehttp://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/biMAAOSwRJ9XhUiH/s-l1600.jpg
& it's making me sad :(
tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!https://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif


How are you planning to pimp it up? A Dukes of Hazard style Confederate flag on the roof, or the iconic Starsky and Hutch stripe on the side? Or both!!!


http://hot-cars.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dukes-of-hazzard-vs-starsky-hutch-american-muscle-car-shoot-out-1024x535.jpg
#36
I'm not allowed to watch game of thrones
#37
Snakeyes646
I'm not allowed to watch game of thrones
Because of all the boobs?
1 Like #38
Getting permission is so much harder than getting forgiveness.
OP man up, do some man maths and get that camper bought. If she kicks you out you have somewhere to kip.

Or trade her in, I had an ex like that, "no your not buying that its too powerful" , "uses too much petrol", "what will my vegan friends think rah rah" , "think of the polar bears". When I took my wife to buy a new Fiesta, the sales guy made the fatal error of patronising her so she walked across the road to BMW and we left with a 3 litre Z4.

Costs me a fortune in rear tyres but thats another story.
#39
Inform unidays code beggars to, do one. without being suspended.

Joke.
2 Likes #40
elliott1982
I'm not allowed baby oil ...
Good! Did you know it takes the juice of 3 babies just to make 1 litre of baby oil. oO

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