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One thing that you've stolen

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Eddie Izzards pink beret http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/thousands-to-march-for-europe-in-protest-against-brexit/ Clyde the turtle from an aquarium at Cheshire Oaks http://www.itv.com/ne… Read More
DarkEnergy2012 Avatar
10m, 2w agoPosted 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Eddie Izzards pink beret http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/thousands-to-march-for-europe-in-protest-against-brexit/

Clyde the turtle from an aquarium at Cheshire Oaks http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2016-08-31/clyde-the-turtle-stolen-from-blue-planet-aquarium/

or just a Gnome from the neighbours garden it's time to confess your sin & Father Dark will forgive you
DarkEnergy2012 Avatar
10m, 2w agoPosted 10 months, 2 weeks ago
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newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police after me.

http://www.slapix.com/img/i2/a_thief_broke_into_my_house.jpg
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my wife's heart ;)
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JesStain
my wife's heart ;)

Was she a donor?
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Dog food.


But wait... There was good reason.

Found a stray dog when I was younger and I didn't have any money on me so before taking her to the police station I got her a small packet of food.

I told my mum afterwards and she went and paid for it. :)
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I am not talking without my lawyer :p

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7 Likes #1
my wife's heart ;)
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Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)
#3
Air
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themachman
Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)

never too late to turn yourself in machman
1 Like #5
in case anyone was wondering, Clyde was returned to Blue Planet a few days later & appears to be unfazed by his little trip to the outside world
https://o.twimg.com/2/proxy.jpg?t=HBh9aHR0cDovL2UzLjM2NWRtLmNvbS8xNi8wOC82MDh4MzQyLzVjZDIwNTU5ZjQ1ZDk3ZTc5ZDVlYWY1NzAwNmNmZTE5MjM2ZWUxMDNhODdiZTMzYWM0OTJkN2U3ZDRiNmY5NDJfMzc3NjI2MC5qcGc_MjAxNjA4MzExNDQwNTkUwAkU_AQcFIQGFJQDAAAWABIA&s=MI-56bpHLbA5t1sQE3et1q82Y-hb39eQ2_4ywSs2Bjo
a bit of travel broadens the mind anyway X)
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a CCTV security camera :|


I was a foolish youngster.
7 Likes #7
JesStain
my wife's heart ;)

Was she a donor?
2 Likes #8
Chanchi32
themachman
Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)
never too late to turn yourself in machman
Chanchi are you being a "Goody Two Shoes" ;)
If i did turn myself in i'd be a bit of a "Prince Charming" :D
#9
Free television by not buying a TV licence
5 Likes #10
themachman
Chanchi32
themachman
Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)
never too late to turn yourself in machman
Chanchi are you being a "Goody Two Shoes" ;)
If i did turn myself in i'd be a bit of a "Prince Charming" :D

Even the popes at it

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/pope_benedict_xvi_stealing_money_during_a_church_service_x_post_from_rphotoshopbattles-32841.gif
2 Likes #11
pencils from ikea...every trip I make I steal a few ... ;)
3 Likes #12
A magazine from the doctors surgery X)
1 Like #13
afnoor
pencils from ikea...every trip I make I steal a few ... ;)
I do that as I do a lot of DIY :)
2 Likes #14
guess that was an edition of Womans Weekly or Horse & Hound from the 1970s :p

summerof76
A magazine from the doctors surgery X)
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summerof76
A magazine from the doctors surgery X)

Eugh, that'll be full of germs.
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http://a68.tinypic.com/2r2nhvp.jpg
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newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police after me.

http://www.slapix.com/img/i2/a_thief_broke_into_my_house.jpg
3 Likes #18
I stole a Big t*ts special magazine from the bog in a mates house when I was a lad, that his dad kept behind some pipes.

My mum was having none of it when she found it and I told her I thought it was an ornithology magazine.

:(:(:(
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summerof76
A magazine from the doctors surgery X)
No wonder they now keep 20+ year old magazines. Thank you very much summer.
#20
what, today? ;)(_;):p
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shabbird
newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police after me. http://www.slapix.com/img/i2/a_thief_broke_into_my_house.jpg
X)
Was it not hiding under the soap??? :p
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I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):

http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
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moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.
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airfix
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.

The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)
2 Likes #25
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg

Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?
2 Likes #26
is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know :p

airfix
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.
4 Likes #27
simonturner69
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?

No, didn't need it ;)
1 Like #28
My brother stole a pair of tweezers from The Body Shop as a toddler....I was the good child, I told the shop keeper if he had given me too much change X)
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DarkEnergy2012
is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know :p
airfix
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.

I even nicked the 'e' out of your haven't :p
2 Likes #30
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
DarkEnergy2012
is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know :p
simonturner69
Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?
moneysavingkitten
No, didn't need it ;)

airfix
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.
moneysavingkitten
The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)

A Red light was it?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/44/b0/6a/44b06a28a040ab1c63cc5bc56f390fc0.jpg

[ http://imgur.com/Ix6uwv3 ]
1 Like #31
sickly sweet
My brother stole a pair of tweezers from The Body Shop as a toddler....I was the good child, I told the shop keeper if he had given me too much change X)

I bet he doesn't need the tweezers now when he goes for a wee? :p
2 Likes #32
A sweet from the pick and mix in woolies when I was about eight . Extent of criminal career . Do you think the statute of limitations has run out on that yet ?
7 Likes #33
Dog food.


But wait... There was good reason.

Found a stray dog when I was younger and I didn't have any money on me so before taking her to the police station I got her a small packet of food.

I told my mum afterwards and she went and paid for it. :)
7 Likes #34
I am not talking without my lawyer :p
#35
Soul reaver 2 on dreamcast, I only took it because the guy on the stand at ects really peed me off being a rude git, turned out to be a really good game ^_^
3 Likes #36
This thread needs transit and his taser. X)
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fanpages
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
DarkEnergy2012
is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know :p
simonturner69
Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?
moneysavingkitten
No, didn't need it ;)
airfix
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.
moneysavingkitten
The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)
A Red light was it?https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/44/b0/6a/44b06a28a040ab1c63cc5bc56f390fc0.jpg
[ http://imgur.com/Ix6uwv3 ]

True that :{


X)


Won't ask how you know :|
1 Like #38
fanpages dog
4 Likes #39
airfix
moneysavingkitten
I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking)::)http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg
I've had road signs and flashing lights too.
I still enjoy coming back from the pub in a shopping trolley every now & then.:)
1 Like #40
When I was a young kid I stole some black boot polish from a corner shop, thought I was well and truly the dogs nuts, when an older boy asked me why exactly I took boot polish? I then felt like an Idiot.

I accidentally stole some Dandelion and Burdock from Morrisons last week, bought 8 packs of cans, put one one the belt and 100% told the guy i had 7 in my trolley, only charged for 1 didn't notice until i was home though.

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