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: Only a woman would think of this one

martin17 Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their
pyjamas, playing in the mud, with
empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, and so the front door to the house and
there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding
into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over,
and the throw rug was wadded against one

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family
room was strewn with toys and various
items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on

the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor
a broken glass lay under the table, and
a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of

clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that

something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the

bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys

strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the
mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the

bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from
work and you ask me what in the world I do
all day?'

Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'
martin17 Avatar
7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago

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like it very good will need to try that one! :)
Absolutely fantastic :-D
:lol: very good martin:-D
a women's work is ............................................ myth
o i love that!
Brilliant with a capital B
heh :p
:-D :thumbsup:
Lol very good!
i'd try it out but then the next day i'd have twice the amount to do

thank you for the laugh xx

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