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see next post! at a restaurant recently this is what we found on the table and found it very amusing :) Read More
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
see next post!
at a restaurant recently this is what we found on the table and found it very amusing :)
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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#1
"only in scotland can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!"
only in scotland do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front"
only in scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink!
only in scotland do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters"
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hurry up :-D
#3
and not to mention...
3 scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts!
31 scots have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree fairy lights while they were still plugged in!
#4
nope not only in scotland lol
#5
in england the pharmacists are at the back too

how do they know 142 were injured with pins?
#6
Very good but i still nabbed a pen from a bank in Aberdeen once :giggle:
#7
i havent a clue its a wee pub called
the piper on the square in cochrane street
and they have these out in laminated a4 for you to read there is alot more on it and it is quite amusing or we found it amusing anyway :)
banned#8
What city?
#9
dj_urban
What city?

Scotland is a country.
#10
wulshaz
and not to mention...
3 scots die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
142 scots were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts!
31 scots have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree fairy lights while they were still plugged in!


Just off to try summin out..............lol
#11
jasonrat
in england the pharmacists are at the back too

how do they know 142 were injured with pins?


In East London the pharmacists sit in secure cages shivering..........;-)
suspended#12
only in scotland are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink!


They could have an upper body disability :)
#13
ClarityofMind
Just off to try summin out..............lol

oh com dont do that we need you on here :thumbsup:
it is funny though and i do that sometimes when the kids nick my batteries from the remote :oops: :-D
#14
wulshaz
oh com dont do that we need you on here :thumbsup:
it is funny though and i do that sometimes when the kids nick my batteries from the remote :oops: :-D


I wouldnt really try it..............:-D

I remember opening up a toy when I was lil with a screwdriver and seeing all the icky brown stuff that oozes out when a battery has been left too long...

One taste and you never repeat it lol
#15
wulshaz

it is funny though and i do that sometimes when the kids nick my batteries from the remote :oops: :-D


What make them lick a 9v battery as punishment:?
#16
jtx
What make them lick a 9v battery as punishment:?


In scotland thats a reward :w00t::-D;-)
#17
Seen it before with ireland/wales/scotland/england/USA/Canada.

oh and the pharmacy at the asda here is at the front.
#18
t0mm
Seen it before with ireland/wales/scotland/england/USA/Canada.

oh and the pharmacy at the asda here is at the front.


Getting any drugs from our ASDA pharmacy though is about as likely as the pharmacist removing her underwear and selling it to the highest bidder lol
#19
jtx
What make them lick a 9v battery as punishment:?

that sounded like i make the kids lick it! what i meant was when they nick my batteries i test the ones they are throwing out as they arent always finished :oops:
sounded like child abuse there!
#20
t0mm
Seen it before with ireland/wales/scotland/england/USA/Canada.

oh and the pharmacy at the asda here is at the front.


well its the 1st i have seen it and thought alot of the stuff on it was funny made good reading :-D and our asda,s pharmacy is also at the front but somehow i think its intended as a joke :-D
#21
wulshaz;6895448
well its the 1st i have seen it and thought alot of the stuff on it was funny made good reading :-D and our asda,s pharmacy is also at the front but somehow i think its intended as a joke :-D

:-D
#22
wulshaz
well its the 1st i have seen it and thought alot of the stuff on it was funny made good reading :-D and our asda,s pharmacy is also at the front but somehow i think its intended as a joke :-D


Yep ASDA pharmacies are like stage set ups... its just cardboard behind there they dont really hold any drugs whatsoever..........lol
#23
ClarityofMind
Yep ASDA pharmacies are like stage set ups... its just cardboard behind there they dont really hold any drugs whatsoever..........lol

i,m am chuckling here :-D
#24
wulshaz
that sounded like i make the kids lick it! what i meant was when they nick my batteries i test the ones they are throwing out as they arent always finished :oops:
sounded like child abuse there!


I was only messin:)
#25
wulshaz
i,m am chuckling here :-D


:giggle:
#26
jtx
I was only messin:)

i know no but after iread it i thought that sounds as though i make them test it :oops: sometimes its the way i put it :roll: so blonde at times :w00t:

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