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Ouch!!!- Artificial toenails!??

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Few years back, hit my bloomin' toe on the radiator, and hasn't been the same since. Went to docs, he referred me and they want to remove my nail, and make sure it never grows back! ( My nail is caus… Read More
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
Few years back, hit my bloomin' toe on the radiator, and hasn't been the same since.
Went to docs, he referred me and they want to remove my nail, and make sure it never grows back! ( My nail is causing the pain )

Now the funny bit- anyone heard of a artificial toenail implant thingy, not the stick on ones, otherwise I'm not getting it done!

Thanks all!

****IT'S FINE TO LOOK AT LOL****

P.s no laughin, hurtingg here!
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7y, 6m agoPosted 7 years, 6 months ago
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1 Like #1
never saw it,havent heard it,didnt know it :w00t:

*katie* has a freaky toe!!! :-D
banned 1 Like #2
Charlie Scene
never saw it,havent heard it,didnt know it :w00t:

*katie* has a freaky toe!!! :-D


Agreed lol!!

Charlayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hey katie give us some pics!!

Ok here is how it works...

They take a toenail from a dead person, coat it in enamel and then implant it in your foot.
#3
Charlie Scene
never saw it,havent heard it,didnt know it :w00t:

*katie* has a freaky toe!!! :-D


Oi : ( it looks fine, just really hurts me lots and lots!
#4
kapows
Agreed lol!!

Charlayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

hey katie give us some pics!!


IT LOOKS FINE!!!!!!!! PFFFTTT, I'l show piks of my perfect toe lol ( the other foot) no its fineeeeee lol
#5
kapows
Agreed lol!!


They take a toenail from a dead person, coat it in enamel and then implant it in your foot.


Eurgh! serious?
#6
*katie*;6730307
Eurgh! serious?


I think so.I heard this being done before.:thinking:
banned#7
Pic of the entire foot - The good and the ugly LOL
#8
LoozR
I think so.I heard this being done before.:thinking:


ewww no way, I couldn't bear it :oops:

kapows
Pic of the entire foot - The good and the ugly LOL


Lol no, my feet never will come onto hotuk, and like I said, its fine to look at!!! :whistling:
#9
kapows;6730321
Pic of the entire foot - The good and the ugly LOL

DEB8TS MIGHT PINCH IT AS AN AVVY
#10
kapows
Agreed lol!!

Charlayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hey katie give us some pics!!

Ok here is how it works...

They take a toenail from a dead person, coat it in enamel and then implant it in your foot.


duuuuuuude!!!! ker.........pow pow pow pow pow powsssssss!!!!! pics is a great shout:-D

*katie*;6730290
Oi : ( it looks fine, just really hurts me lots and lots!


my bad i sowwiee

kapows
Pic of the entire foot - The good and the ugly LOL


so we can contrast and compare!! :w00t:
#11
so we can contrast and compare!! :w00t:[/QUOTE]

nothing to contrast!!!!!!!! LOL
banned#12
*katie*;6730330
ewww no way, I couldn't bear it :oops:



Lol no, my feet never will come onto hotuk, and like I said, its fine to look at!!! :whistling:


Weird feet!!! :p

Like charlie said - contrast and compare!! :-D
#13
awww, a friend of mine had her toe nail removed and it's fine. you cant tell...she paints the skin lol
#14
raptorcigs
DEB8TS MIGHT PINCH IT AS AN AVVY


WAPPY!!! :-D

we could have a pic of *katie*s horrible toe as our avvy for halloween like :thumbsup:
#15
kapows
Weird feet!!! :p

Like charlie said - contrast and compare!! :-D


nothing to compare!!

IT LOOKS FINE!!!!:)

bellabonkers
awww, a friend of mine had her toe nail removed and it's fine. you cant tell...she paints the skin lol


i know, but i keep imagining me older with no toenail lol so i want a artificial one lol :(
banned#16
Charlie Scene
WAPPY!!! :-D

we could have a pic of *katie*s horrible toe as our avvy for halloween like :thumbsup:


LMAO!!! :-D :-D :-D
Charlie is on fire today lolololololol!
banned#17
bellabonkers
awww, a friend of mine had her toe nail removed and it's fine. you cant tell...she paints the skin lol


ewwww thats minging! doesnt the skin bit hurt at all?
1 Like #18
Charlie Scene
WAPPY!!! :-D

we could have a pic of *katie*s horrible toe as our avvy for halloween like :thumbsup:


IT'S NOT HORRIBLE

: (

*sobs*

All i want is a new toenail for christmas, apparently under the nail in the problem!

But looks brilliantly fine
banned#19
*katie*;6730389
nothing to compare!!

IT LOOKS FINE!!!!:)


we need to compare katie!!

havnt you read my location!!
#20
kapows
we need to compare katie!!

havnt you read my location!!


No where?

Hang on, im not gonna anyway!

My feet r nice women's feet! :)
banned#21
oh by the way when you remove it there is a chance, as always, of a nasty skin eating infection to seep into the exposed skin bit, or even after the artificial implant has been put in as it will take time for your body to adjust to the fact that you have a fake imposter posing as a nail...the body will automatically miss it

if infection sets in then they will either remove the nail completely or amputate the toe :-D
#22
kapows
LMAO!!! :-D :-D :-D
Charlie is on fire today lolololololol!


i fank yoo

*katie*;6730407
IT'S NOT HORRIBLE

But looks brilliantly fine


i believe you then :roll:

kapows
we need to compare katie!!

havnt you read my location!!


lol @ location - you madman :-D
#23
kapows
oh by the way when you remove it there is a chance, as always, of a nasty skin eating infection to seep into the exposed skin bit, or even after the artificial implant has been put in as it will take time for your body to adjust to the fact that you have a fake imposter posing as a nail...the body will automatically miss it

if infection sets in then they will either remove the nail completely or amputate the toe :-D


:O I'm keeping my nail, my toe, my everything!!!!!!!

Eurghh!

I meant a silicon/plastic thingy permanant sticky on nail! ( great description)
#24
I just lolled at FOOT POLICE!!!! Oh I'l cry tonight lol
#25
kapows
oh by the way when you remove it there is a chance, as always, of a nasty skin eating infection to seep into the exposed skin bit, or even after the artificial implant has been put in as it will take time for your body to adjust to the fact that you have a fake imposter posing as a nail...the body will automatically miss it

if infection sets in then they will either remove the nail completely or amputate the toe :-D


true story - the toe nail will be the only thing left :w00t:
#26
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]
[B]i believe you then
:roll:



Liar[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]
banned#27
*katie*;6730458
:O I'm keeping my nail, my toe, my everything!!!!!!!

Eurghh!

I meant a silicon/plastic thingy permanant sticky on nail! ( great description)


you cant keep the nail if youre gonna have an implant silleh!! they have to remove the real nail and put the artificial one in!!
#28
Charlie Scene;6730464
true story - the toe nail will be the only thing left :w00t:

:lol:

Was just having a nosey :p
banned#29
*katie*;6730462
I just lolled at FOOT POLICE!!!! Oh I'l cry tonight lol


awww you can ring me or charlie and we'll make you cwy some more :-D
banned#30
oh ill tell you what though!!

if you can bare it for a few years, you can get an artificial nail put in which will also play dvds!!!
#31
kapows;6730486
oh ill tell you what though!!

if you can bare it for a few years, you can get an artificial nail put in which will also play dvds!!!


:lol:
#32
*katie*;6730468
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]
[B]i believe you then
:roll:



Liar[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]


thanks for the pm i will post the pic for ya here you go :thumbsup:

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/guests/ingrown%20toe%20nail.jpg
#33
Charlie Scene
thanks for the pm i will post the pic for ya here you go :thumbsup:

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/guests/ingrown%20toe%20nail.jpg


hahahah oooo my legs look brown!
#34
I'm not gonna have any toenail removal if there is no implant thing!!!

My feet and toes and nails look fine!! normal!!! perfect!!

You nasty creatures, ur just jealous pfft
#35
Marina
:lol:

Was just having a nosey :p


[SIZE="7"]Marinaaaa!!!![/SIZE]

kapows
awww you can ring me or charlie and we'll make you cwy some more :-D


;-):stocking:
banned#36
omg shave ya toes woman
banned#37
so which toe is the problem one in that pic lol!
#38
Charlie Scene;6730511
[SIZE=7]Marinaaaa!!!![/SIZE]


[SIZE=7]Charlaaayyyyyyyy!!!! :-D[/SIZE]
#39
kapows;6730523
so which toe is the problem one in that pic lol!

:lol:
banned#40
*katie*;6730510
I'm not gonna have any toenail removal if there is no implant thing!!!

My feet and toes and nails look fine!! normal!!! perfect!!

You nasty creatures, ur just jealous pfft


freak show
freak show
nya nya
nya nya

youll never be able to wear sandals again!
kids will run away from you :p

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