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over zealous door to door salesman

magicbeans Avatar
5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
So a british GAS (edit: not guy...!)salesman came to my door and he's like 'my name is xyz and im here to bla bla' and i was like ...no thanks im not intrested and he's like...ooh have i upset u hahahaha....and im like no im just not intrested bye..i shut the door on him and he was still cackling on the other side of the door!!

weirdo!

point of thread: jus sayin'
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5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
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2 Likes #1
I had one beg me to buy a duster, Felt sorry for him, He seemed desperate, Needless to say I didn't buy one.
1 Like #2
you remind me of Vicky Polard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpMEnxcVkA
banned 2 Likes #3
he's like, I'm like , he's like, I'm like - sounds like that Bieber bloke
1 Like #4
you should be glad he wasn't a british gas salesman
banned 1 Like #5
who wants to buy a 'british guy' anyway ??
1 Like #6
goldmax
who wants to buy a 'british guy' anyway ??


especially of a guy called xyz and who finishes his sentences with bla bla....

not surprised you shut the door on him.
banned#7
That was me. And I had no pants on.
1 Like #9
How to solve this problem. Get specimen of foxes urine. Cover doorbell,doorknocker with said urine. Salesman knock/rings, sniffs hand, crys and never comes back. You get to live disturbance free safe in the knowledge you are definately not a weirdo.
#10
Wel zel
1 Like #11
Why do you call him a British guy?. Do you live overseas or something?
#12
i think she might have meant british gas but a & s are miles away from u & y.
1 Like #13
'my name is xyz and im here to bla bla'

not a very good sales pitch is it
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #14
salesman at my door usually cackle when they see me in my underwear, only they're not polite enough to wait until I've shut the door :(
1 Like #15
Lol, i had one call last week trying to flog something , and first words out of his mouth was ''mmmmmm, whats for lunch '' !!........laughed it off, listened ( a bit ) to his blah blah then politetly said '' no thankyou''..............he then replied ''oh okay , whats for lunch them , im starving '' !!...oO....i just laughed and then 'politely' shut the door on him :D
[mod][Moderator] 2 Likes #16
shopstilldrops
Lol, i had one call last week trying to flog something , and first words out of his mouth was ''mmmmmm, whats for lunch '' !!........laughed it off, listened ( a bit ) to his blah blah then politetly said '' no thankyou''..............he then replied ''oh okay , whats for lunch them , im starving '' !!...oO....i just laughed and then 'politely' shut the door on him :D


pre marriage I would've said you and dragged him in:p
#17
We had a jahovas whatsit woman at the door, I asked her if she thought it was right to knock on strangers doors and want them to follow their beliefs. She said yes. so I told her i believed all women who knocked on my door should (cant say this but it involved her perfoming an act on her knees).
She abuptly left. The big guy that was with her sooooo wanted to punch me, I could see it was killing him to keep his restraint. Nonethe less, they (JW) have not been here for 2 years now.
#18
HAHAHA total fail on my part!!

i meant british GAS! idiot me! and yes i do sound like an idiot in the OP!
1 Like #19
Joey Bloggsy
you remind me of Vicky Polard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpMEnxcVkA


Hey you wern't supposed to like that comment?
I was ready to do 'kiss kiss kiss' when I take the p out of my female friends.
[mod][Moderator]#20
Joey Bloggsy
Joey Bloggsy
you remind me of Vicky Polard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpMEnxcVkA

Hey you wern't supposed to like that comment?
I was ready to do 'kiss kiss kiss' when I take the p out of my female friends.


You have female friends? Real ones or blow up?? xx
1 Like #21
lol, never mind pre marrige !!!............he was quite alright too ..............just couldnt be assed that day , besides i didnt havent matching underwear on X).....................otherwise he would of got lunch alright ,,l


Edited By: shopstilldrops on May 04, 2011 20:26
#22
i'm like, your like, he's like talent
#23
Joey Bloggsy
Joey Bloggsy
you remind me of Vicky Polard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mpMEnxcVkA


Hey you wern't supposed to like that comment?
I was ready to do 'kiss kiss kiss' when I take the p out of my female friends.


but it was true and lolz!
#24
r4ge
i'm like, your like, he's like talent


Reminds me of...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYg6puqw5sE

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