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my girl-friend...not girlfriend asked me to come out shopping with her and her mates on saturday.... i replied... "id rather sit at home and WATCH drag me to hell...rather than being literall… Read More
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banned7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
my girl-friend...not girlfriend

asked me to come out shopping with her and her mates on saturday....

i replied...

"id rather sit at home and WATCH drag me to hell...rather than being literally dragged to hell by you and your friends"

she kicked my balls
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banned7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
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banned#1
And women say they want you to be honest...you just can't win
suspended#2
:giggle:
#3
Was she cute? These things have to be taken into consideration.
A shopping trip is always painful though so has to be worth it :)
banned#4
MBeeching
Was she cute? These things have to be taken into consideration.
A shopping trip is always painful though so has to be worth it :)


its only ever worth it if IM being treated while im out shopping. my time doesnt come free.
and i dont think her or her friends were gonna buy me summat
#5
Shopping with women = Chinese Torture.

(unless she's hot and its for lingerie)
#6
drag me to hell - bad film
#7
Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!

I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).
You get to see SO many women lol.
banned#8
magough
Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!

I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).
You get to see SO many women lol.


tinternet can do same :whistling:
but without their loin cloth :-D
suspended#9
OMG poor you x
banned#10
Tinkytayls
OMG poor you x


i could do with some TLC...touching loving care :-D :-D
banned#11
magough
Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!

I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).
You get to see SO many women lol.


I enjoy shopping with girl friends too. The vicarious thrills of spending someone else's money.:thumbsup:
#12
kapows
i could do with some TLC...touching loving care :-D :-D



LOL... I bet :)

You like your massages dont ya? ;-)
#13
did she shout kapow when she done it?
banned#14
Miss Money Penny
LOL... I bet :)

You like your massages dont ya? ;-)


helps with the curculation :thumbsup:
allows me to free up the tension these women bring unto me :x
helps you think more clearly :-D
#15
kapows
helps with the curculation :thumbsup:
allows me to free up the tension these women bring unto me :x
helps you think more clearly :-D


Well they do say that a mans brains are in his pants!!!:w00t::p
banned#16
Miss Money Penny
Well they do say that a mans brains are in his pants!!!:w00t::p


thats our creative brain
we have three in total
one is also located in the stomach

having more than one brain/cell

is what makes us superior over the feminine race :w00t: :-D :w00t:
#17
kapows
thats our creative brain
we have three in total
one is also located in the stomach

having more than one brain/cell

is what makes us superior over the feminine race :w00t: :-D :w00t:


Never the less you still can't live without us so really all those brains must be a real waste imo!!! :w00t::p
banned#18
Miss Money Penny
Never the less you still can't live without us so really all those brains must be a real waste imo!!! :w00t::p


give us one reason why we cant live without you....:p
#19
snowflake
Seriously funny, did you give her skipping rope back and go back to playing with the boys? :?


:w00t:

:giggle:

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