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Paddy Joke

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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Paddy finds a sandwich with 2 red wires stickin out of it,
He phones the police and says "Bejesus, i've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb!

the operator says

"Is it Tickin?"

Paddy replies

"No i think its beef"
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7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago

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cue the stain

very funny BTW
Lol - very good :giggle:
Ooooh Racist!!!

What till the Muslims get hold of you !

Being of Irish decent I found the joke in the term of it being a joke. However lets see you get away with another joke concerning certain people un-related to our beautiful shores!!

Nice one and not one complaint!!
:) nothing racist about that....please take a holiday to ...pakistan!
Paddy & Murphy go scuba diving, as they sit in the boat Paddy says " why is is when scuba diving we have to fall backwards"....... "Bejesus Paddy you can be so stupid at times" says Murphy, if we fell forewards we would still be in the bloody boat! :p
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and a beautiful young girl are sitting together in a carriage in a train going through the countryside.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, young lady and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Irish fella must have kissed that girl and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

The girl was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.'

And the Irishman was thinking: 'This is great. Can't wait for the next tunnel tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English ****** again!'
^^^ lmao !!!! :p
paddy and mick are walking down the street, paddy says to mick 'see that dog with one eye'
mick says(with his hand over one eye) 'where where'
paddy mick and there wives agree to swap partners for one night and after about one hour the boys decide to go see how the woman are getting along

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