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Parliamentary candidate.

MikeL Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
My Manifesto will include the abolition of foreign aid with the result that income tax will be reduced to a nominal 5% (1% for Members of Parliament).
Everyone will have 8 weeks paid holidays a year (Members of Parliament will get twenty six weeks holiday on full salary plus expenses).
My salary will be a matter for discussion between me, shall be held behind closed doors and will remain sub-judicae, enforceable by the full weight of the law.
I will be responsible for deciding what expenses I can claim (with every receipt being closely scrutinized by me) and I will decide which claims are to be accepted and which rejected.
Using this forum as a sounding board do you think I would be elected on this Manifesto.

After one week a count will be conducted and the result may or may not be made public.
MikeL Avatar
7y, 5m agoPosted 7 years, 5 months ago
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#1
only if u would hold an enquiry into the war on iraq and u would be the only one on the enquiry and do it behind closed doors
#2
I will be responsible for deciding what expenses I can claim (with every receipt being closely scrutinized by me) and I will decide which claims are to be accepted and which rejected


No change there then
#3
thankshotdeals
only if u would hold an enquiry into the war on iraq and u would be the only one on the enquiry and do it behind closed doors


yup ... I can include that:thumbsup:
#4
You sound indistinguishable from David Cameron.

So I reckon you would get elected (but I'm not voting for you).
#5
will you blither on about absolute pap during times of economic crisis??

if so you got my x!!
#6
Which party do you belong to or are you an independent ( no-hope) candidate?
#7
chesso;5522760
Which party do you belong to or are you an independent ( no-hope) candidate?


What about Independent Kidderminster Hospital and Health Concern? ;-)
#8
jah128
What about Independent Kidderminster Hospital and Health Concern? ;-)

Already got one!!
#9
chesso
Which party do you belong to or are you an independent ( no-hope) candidate?


I represent the > I'm 4 me' < party and I am reconsidering my decision to stand after hearing on the news this morning that anyone will now be able to obtain my telephone number online because the law has change to put them in the public domain...... I dont wnat people phoning me up about trivial matters like holes in road,s school shortages and wars in far flung countries whilst I am on my yearly :w00t:26 weeks:w00t: paid:w00t:holiday (with all expenses:w00t:).
banned#10
I need assurances that I, as a member of the public, can criticise you without any knowledge beyond that which the newspapers provide me, preferably the information helpfully distilled into a 10 word headline.
#11
FilthAndFurry
I need assurances that I, as a member of the public, can criticise you without any knowledge beyond that which the newspapers provide me, preferably the information helpfully distilled into a 10 word headline.


There's always someone wanting to moan, all I'm trying to do is get through life as easily and cushily as possible ... I want my chidren to have an University education (on my expenses) and use my first /second/ third house (on which I don't pay any tax, council tax etc) to reside in whilst doing a couple of hours a week research for me at £30,000 per year. I dont want all this stress about answering questions, paying tax and working hard ... thats for the proletariat:whistling:.
#12
MikeL
There's always someone wanting to moan, all I'm trying to do is get through life as easily and cushily as possible ... I want my chidren to have an University education (on my expenses) and use my first /second/ third house (on which I don't pay any tax, council tax etc) to reside in whilst doing a couple of hours a week research for me at £30,000 per year. I dont want all this stress about answering questions, paying tax and working hard ... thats for the proletariat:whistling:.


This is the clincher for me. You're totally unlike David Cameron. Well no, you're exactly the same as him but you're not lying about it. What parliament needs is a bunch of useless layabouts with the honesty and integrity to admit that the're a bunch of useless layabouts.

Before I confirm my vote can I just check - do you have any experience of life in the reall world? Or did you finish your degree in politics/law and immediately become a political activist so that you can put your fantastic eperience of getting drunk at university to work at once as a professional politician?

If you do have any experience of working in an actual job (not running a failing business that Daddy gave you the money to set up) will you promise to immediately forget what it was like. This will enable you to get on with preaching to the rest of us how we should live our lives.

Can you also confirm that if you are caught doing anything inappropriate (sha**ing your secretary, faking expenses claims or invading foreign countries against the will of the UK population, the armed forces and the population of the country you're invading) that you will immediately apologise and then carry on excatly as before (e.g sha**ing some prostitutes, voting to double your own salary while telling us how important it is that we don't try to claim a pay rise and invading another country where we don't have enough soldiers or equipment to do anything useful).

And finally - do you promise to never answer any question that Jeremy Paxman asks you no matter how stupid this makes you look?
#13
inicholson
This is the clincher for me. You're totally unlike David Cameron. Well no, you're exactly the same as him but you're not lying about it. What parliament needs is a bunch of useless layabouts with the honesty and integrity to admit that the're a bunch of useless layabouts.

Before I confirm my vote can I just check - do you have any experience of life in the reall world? Or did you finish your degree in politics/law and immediately become a political activist so that you can put your fantastic eperience of getting drunk at university to work at once as a professional politician?

If you do have any experience of working in an actual job (not running a failing business that Daddy gave you the money to set up) will you promise to immediately forget what it was like. This will enable you to get on with preaching to the rest of us how we should live our lives.

Can you also confirm that if you are caught doing anything inappropriate (sha**ing your secretary, faking expenses claims or invading foreign countries against the will of the UK population, the armed forces and the population of the country you're invading) that you will immediately apologise and then carry on excatly as before (e.g sha**ing some prostitutes, voting to double your own salary while telling us how important it is that we don't try to claim a pay rise and invading another country where we don't have enough soldiers or equipment to do anything useful).

And finally - do you promise to never answer any question that Jeremy Paxman asks you no matter how stupid this makes you look?


Right ... big breath :-
1. I am verrry experienced in real life and getting drunk for the sake of getting drunk was a long time ago.
2. Work experience? my fingers are worn down to the knuckle by writing sick notes, excuses etc and its not very Christian of you to highlight my short comings.
3. As for you wanting reassurances of any wrong doings you omitted the most heinous of errant behaviour and my favourite (apart from Boddingtons beer) pork pie eating.
4. Invading other countries willy nilly is expensive and could encroach on my salary and expense, so no I will not be advocating any such action.
5. I would ensure that any wrong doings I may partake in will be carried out behind closed doors with an admission charge relative to the misdemeanour.

lastly I don’t need the likes of Jeremy Paxman to make me look stupid.:p

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