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Pay attention guys - the things that women say and the real meaning.........

BomChikaWahWah Avatar
8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
All these statements just seem way too familiar.....women eh?
#2
LOL - these all sound familiar :)
#3
Mmm.....Thanks a lot!!;-)
#4
goss.man
All these statements just seem way too familiar.....women eh?





Who needs them huh! :p
#5
:w00t: Someone who doesn't know a Woman from a Womble ....................................:whistling:

v.v good though ............
#6
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<:p
#7
BomChikaWahWah
Who needs them huh! :p


Uh all straight men and most of the gay ones too...

/apathy
#8
4Site
Uh all straight men and most of the gay ones too...

/apathy



Yep well said, everyone who is anyone need a woman in their life in some way shape or form. :-D
#9
everyone who is anyone need a woman in their life in some way shape or form


Very true - how else would the dishes get washed?:-D
#10
careful guys, we may need women, but, the other way round isn't a given!!! (my missus mentions, turkey basters and certain toys which would make men redundant)
#11
Loud sigh ...Thanks A Lot
#12
Wasn't this posted the other day
#13
Dont think it was.....
#14
yeah i posted it lol
#15
I never seen it
#17
Yes it's much the same.

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