I see lots of people complaining about public situations, slow walking, people blocking isles, etc. but none of those really get to me. Sure, they're annoying and make me want to break bones, but nothing too drastic. The following, however, makes me want to KILL, KILL, KILL.
So you've pulled into a petrol station to top up. All pumps are taken and quite a queue is forming - no problem though. You wait behind the car that's topping up in front. She's taking her sweet time, put on the plastic gloves and obviously so weak she can't press the pump further than a millimeter, so petrol is trickling out like a dripping tap. But ok, no problem, I'm calm. Oops, she's left her handbag in the car. Ok, we all do that sometimes, not to worry. Eventually she finds her handbag, sifts through it and finds some money. Off she goes to pay for petrol. She comes out some time later, and I feel relieved that my thirsty car can finally get hydrated.
She gets into her car. She puts her bag down. Then what's this? What in ****s name is this? Why isn't the engine starting? She can move forward to the almighty spaces in front of her, or at least forward enough for the queue to get going. No, she's ****ing about and her car is going NOWHERE. Ok, now I'm angry. Why is she being this selfish? Is she oblivious to what's going on behind her? Does she think she's the only person in the world? I see things being moved around in her car, a phone comes out. Lipstick. Mother of a thousand ****s, I can't believe it.
Like 2 weeks later she finally moves off at a snails pace while applying some makeup.
I'm furious and about ready to open fire on the pump out of frustration. My faith in humanity is lost and I'm convinced everyone is out for themselves. Why in christ can't she move forward then **** about with her nonsense? Why?
People who get petrol then proceed to sit in their car and not move forward deserve to be run over by a filling truck.
I might have the odd 'lol' on hotukdeals, but I'm dead serious here.