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Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

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[mod] 5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
A man has been found pleasuring himself in cow dung for the 3rd time in cornwall, link in 1st post.
would just like to say this is not typical of the cornish, at least its not something I do and I'm cornish.
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[mod] 5y, 9m agoPosted 5 years, 9 months ago
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#2
ummm eurgh lol
#3
oO..........just ...........oO
banned#4
Theres nothing else to do in cornwall so kind of understandable.
suspended#5
That guy seriously isn't wired right.
#6
You know what they say, 'don't knock it till you've tried it'................maybe not.
banned#7
jonny619447
That guy seriously isn't wired right.


Ahem ..












3 days..



http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Steven-Gerrard.jpg
#8
guess SH*t happens
#9
:lol @ surrounded by tissues

Op you deserve a pat on the back for finding this ...oh wait..sorry....I was just trying to lift the mood.
#10
8) looks just like one of those...bankers!
#11
Why does he keep going back to the same place to to his banking?
#12
He was in the s*** when the police found him!
#13
skellysgirl
Why does he keep going back to the same place to to his banking?


it's the sexiest spot!
[mod][Moderator]#14
dontasciime
:lol @ surrounded by tissuesOp you deserve a pat on the back for finding this ...oh wait..sorry....I was just trying to lift the mood.

the tissues bit cracked us up, obviously he has some standards :p
suspended 1 Like #15
DangerGod
jonny619447
That guy seriously isn't wired right.


Ahem ..












3 days..



http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Steven-Gerrard.jpg


Looking forward to it mate, Liverpool 0 - 2 Utd :D
#16
wishihadadonkey
dontasciime
:lol @ surrounded by tissuesOp you deserve a pat on the back for finding this ...oh wait..sorry....I was just trying to lift the mood.


the tissues bit cracked us up, obviously he has some standards :p


I thought that was amusing too.
#17
I got a load of virus warning pages come up when I clicked on the link, looked like spam.
[mod]#18
chalkysoil
I got a load of virus warning pages come up when I clicked on the link, looked like spam.


No, that's an issue with your antivirus...........the link is just to a local newspaper.
#19
lol @ "He has masturbated in a muck spreader"
#20
There's nowt so queer as folk!

Reminds me of the ones who "do it" with cars and bridges, what's that all about.
#21
tinkerbell28
LOL, I'm trying to imagine the scene........not sure why oO


Ooooh don't do it, noooooooo, must not think about it :D
#22
If he enjoys it that much, why don't he ask to buy some of the poop and put it in his bath and do it at home!?
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midjet666
If he enjoys it that much, why don't he ask to buy some of the poop and put it in his bath and do it at home!?


You're thinking toooo much about it X)
[mod] 1 Like #24
Rhianne
lol @ "He has masturbated in a muck spreader"


Haven't we all?!??! oO
#25
I thought pancake day was next Tuesday.
#26
Syzable
Rhianne
lol @ "He has masturbated in a muck spreader"


Haven't we all?!??! oO


its not nice to refer to the missus as a muck spreader, shame on you
#27
How bizarre! But major sad that it was a child who found him :(
banned#28
I bet the cow didn't feel a thing....... Oh wait!
#29
There are a lot of websites dedicated to people who like it "messy", whether it be food, mud whatever. Each to their own, no harm done. However, manure is a bit far, and can be categorised in the same weird section as sh!tting and p!ssing

Edited By: peodude on Mar 03, 2011 17:54
#30
peodude
There are a lot of websites dedicated to people who like it "messy", whether it be food, mud whatever. Each to their own, no harm done. However, manure is a bit far, and can be categorised in the same weird section as sh!tting and p!ssing

Do you live in Cornwall?
#31
I don't, no. And i agree rolling in manure is weird. Plus, this bloke wasn't just that, maybe even a little mental.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals.

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