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Please help what to write in a card

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banned5y, 6m agoPosted 5 years, 6 months ago
Got a close friend who is really down ATM. I'm thinking of sendin a card to cheer her up but I'm not good at writing things to cheer her up. Please guys could you help me write something which will make her smile/cheer her up

Cheers all
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banned5y, 6m agoPosted 5 years, 6 months ago
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#1
Just write something from the heart .
#2
What you write will depend on why she is down and other circumstances, tell her what she wants to her, i.e a solution to her recent low. If you got the time get her a card from moonpig or funky pigeon, personalize it. If this doesn't work tell her to FIX UP NAH MAN!
banned 3 Likes #3
Cheer up you miserable cow, there are children starving with a less depressed looking face.
2 Likes #4
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your miserable effing face
Is bringing me down too
[mod]#5
Send her some nudez............sounds like she needs a laugh.
banned#6
she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7
1 Like #7
If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies.
[mod] 1 Like #8
bben220
she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7


She's sad that she has discovered what being an adult is about?

Send her a card saying 'Welcome to Life........sort yourself out!!'
#9
Everyone who is not in full time education should have a full time job!
banned#10
have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc
#11
bben220
she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7


Can't see this winning much sympathy tbh
banned#12
there are other things as well which are making her sad, not just the job
1 Like #13
So I assume some folks here have some knowledge about your friend. Assuming I am wrong and they're joking, personally I would just send her some flowers with a swift 'thinking of you' note or give her a huge bar of chocolate or a bottle of her favourite wine and just tell her you're thinking of her. Simple is best.
#14
what's the t/a? Territorial Army?
banned#15
bben220
have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc


Yeah,her.
banned#16
ty banana79 for your suggestion. only problem i have is i would have to send through the post as i live quite far from her.
#17
joesmum
what's the t/a? Territorial Army?


same question here mate.
banned 1 Like #18
DangerGod
bben220
have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc


Yeah,her.



if you cant help me please keep quiet
banned#19
t/a = take away
banned#20
bben220
ty banana79 for your suggestion. only problem i have is i would have to send through the post as i live quite far from her.


Is she JUST a friend? Why not just email her?

Or are you wanting to make a good impression,wanting a relationship or sex etc..?
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #21
send her a bunch of flowers - online places like bunches or flying flowers will allow you to add a personal message, and costs start @ around £10, they deliver them by 1st class post
3 Likes #22
I heard that you were sad today
so lets try and chase those blues away

we can wrap them up and say goodbye
tie them to a balloon and see them fly

we can squash them up in a box
and secure that box with lots and lots of locks

I really don't want to see you blue
so anything to help i'll do for you

we can frighten the blues with a big fat smile
see those duldrums run a mile

the thing sadness likes least of all
is being kicked far away like a ball

so come on friend, dont be glum
p.s so & so (
<insert her friends name here) has got a big fat bum :)

dj would probably do better though




Edited By: michelleleemoo on Jun 21, 2011 20:21
#23
Try this on the front of the card

http://www.fuel-my-motivation.com/image-files/employee-modays.gif

And this inside the card

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/10/b9752e11-65d7-40fe-b544-06bd651357ae.jpg

And this on the back

http://blogs.webtrends.com/files/2010/12/specialreports_2edb.alan-sugar-you-are-fired.jpg

Edited By: simplex on Jun 21, 2011 20:19
#24
Te
bben220
have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc

If I received a card out of the blue from someone that had jokes or funny facts inside, I would think they were weird and I would avoid them like the plague. I would try something else.
#25
Dear Friend,

Cheer Up,

Lots of Love bben220 x



/thread.
banned#26
solarforce
Te
bben220
have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc

If I received a card out of the blue from someone that had jokes or funny facts inside, I would think they were weird and I would avoid them like the plague. I would try something else.



thank u for ur input but your not my friend so you wouldnt know if she would like or not.
#27
Try sellotaping a razorblade to the inside of the card, always good for a laugh!
#28
Your down in the dumps,
It's a matter of fact,
You need to cheer up,
You miserable t**t...

Edited By: ChrisUK on Jun 21, 2011 20:40
#29
Lol @ takeaway!
#30
benny boy, she just a friend,or you wanting more than that?

Im assuming you're a male.

second Q: is she asian?

3rd question:you asian?


I have dabbled in the asian market so might be of assistance.......LOL

Edited By: EN1GMA on Jun 21, 2011 20:44
1 Like #31
EN1GMA
benny boy, she just a friend,or you wanting more than that?

Im assuming you're a male.

second Q: is she asian?

3rd question:you asian?


I have dabbled in the asian market so might be of assistance.......LOL



wtf!
1 Like #32
Along with the pictures, this inside the card

I hope your well, I hope your good,
writing this is hard but so is my wood
I know what i write is really really daft,
I hope you smiled and i hope you laughed
when you saw my skill and saw my craft
I hope to convince you to ride on my lovely love shaft.

Yours Hopefully BIGBEN 220mm
1 Like #33
wow op's going to need cheering up after you lot have done hahaha
#34
Wihad and michelleemoo's suggestions are fab, http://www.bunches.co.uk do gorgeous flowers with free chocs. Laso and 'tulip' for 10% off! A lady will always appreciate that, and ignore all th numpty on here trying to get a cheap laugh. I'm sure a lot of them can acheive that at home with a mirror.

Best wishes.

X.
#35
How old are you op?
banned#36
sancho1983
How old are you op?


what has age got to do with this?
3 Likes #37
bben220
sancho1983
How old are you op?


what has age got to do with this?


incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.

this site doesn't offer grooming tips.

Edited By: numptyj on Jun 21, 2011 21:12
#38
numptyj
bben220
sancho1983
How old are you op?


what has age got to do with this?


incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.

this site doesnt offer grooming tips.


classic!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
banned 3 Likes #39
numptyj
bben220
sancho1983
How old are you op?

what has age got to do with this?

incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.

this site doesn't offer grooming tips.
There once was an old man on misc
Who thought he would take a risk
He asked for advice
On how to be nice
Now the cops have seized his hard disk

Seriously though OP, if you don't know what to write, keep it simple. She'll just be happy to know you're thinking of her.
#40
As some above have alread stated....... Give her a K I S S

Keep
It
Stupidly
Simple

:)

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