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    PeteHerts
    Jesus was an alien.
    steveex
    I don't want to be mean about it, not at all.
    I want to be perfectly reasonable, and essentially proved wrong.

    But honestly, if that's what's being brought to the table, I may as well bring John Wayne and Obi Wan Kenobi?
    I wish I could see it otherwise.
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    arcangel111
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/camknows/3847818322/

    Chuck Norris approves this thread !


    He could probably help you embed an image from Flickr too.

    bite me ... lol
    arcangel111
    steveex
    I don't want to be mean about it, not at all.
    I want to be perfectly reasonable, and essentially proved wrong.

    But honestly, if that's what's being brought to the table, I may as well bring John Wayne and Obi Wan Kenobi?
    I wish I could see it otherwise.



    Obi Wan all be it is an awesome person.. but he is just a character so brings nothing to this table ...
    The Duke ... maybe he could bring a little... but for the love of Chuck... don't dis the Norris !
    steveex
    arcangel111



    Obi Wan all be it is an awesome person.. but he is just a character so brings nothing to this table ...
    The Duke ... maybe he could bring a little... but for the love of Chuck... don't dis the Norris !


    You simple, simple man.
    Open your mind!

    Why would I bring Chuck? My superior intelligence tells me that, on viewing both Clash of the Titan movies. That, would be an epically bad idea?

    Focus!
    greatest666
    steveex
    I am the type of guy who will believe almost anything, if you look me in the eye when saying it.
    The holy resurrection was indeed, the very definition of miracle. One sadly not repeated since.
    This is good enough for me, particularly as those very real dinosaur bones are also some mystical not what we think?

    In other news, Neighbours has been cancelled.

    (and I so would like to believe, but throw me a bone!)


    Horus was resurrected before jesus.
    http://thedevineevidence.com/pagan_copycat_horus.html
    steveex
    A bit like watching both Clash of the Titan movies really?
    steveex
    greatest666


    Horus was resurrected before jesus.
    http://thedevineevidence.com/pagan_copycat_horus.html


    It's a recurring theme.
    You could make a soap; Deity Drive!
    steveex
    I believe some people need to believe. Nothing more than that. It is in no way a disrespectful observation.
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    steveex
    A bit like watching both Clash of the Titan movies really?


    I prefer the Harry Hamlin/Ray Harryhausen original.
    arcangel111
    steveex
    arcangel111



    Obi Wan all be it is an awesome person.. but he is just a character so brings nothing to this table ...
    The Duke ... maybe he could bring a little... but for the love of Chuck... don't dis the Norris !


    You simple, simple man.
    Open your mind!

    Why would I bring Chuck? My superior intelligence tells me that, on viewing both Clash of the Titan movies. That, would be an epically bad idea?

    Focus!

    having not yet seen the second one, but having seen the first and "the immortals"
    i know that neither the titans or the gods themselves hold a candle to Chuck ... silly boy !

    Chuck wrote the ten commandments by scraping his finger nails down the tablets....
    but didn't have room for the 11th ... Thou Shalt Not Dis The Norris
    danmc
    Chuck Norris = Retarded Lumberjack.
    steveex
    You have some fantastical sense of theology. But, fundamentally are a moron.
    Zeus was a god, a real one mind. Chuck is a man, a living man, a right now living man. Ergo he cannot be the messiah! Or if he is, he's taking his own sweet time announcing it. To be fair (as much as I like the idea) there's no way an all powerful god would be fighting in pyjamas against Bruce Lee, and losing!
    Unless........ Bruce Lee was a more badasserer god???

    Holy sh*t!
    danmc
    steveex
    You have some fantastical sense of theology. But, fundamentally are a moron.
    Zeus was a god, a real one mind. Chuck is a man, a living man, a right now living man. Ergo he cannot be the messiah! Or if he is, he's taking his own sweet time announcing it. To be fair (as much as I like the idea) there's no way an all powerful god would be fighting in pyjamas against Bruce Lee, and losing!
    Unless........ Bruce Lee was a more badasserer god???

    Holy sh*t!


    So glad I didn't have a beer tonight.
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    steveex
    Zeus was a god, a real one mind


    Jupiter disagrees.
    steveex
    Well alright then he wasn't a god?
    No matter, another will be along in a sec!
    greatest666
    steveex
    Well alright then he wasn't a god?
    No matter, another will be along in a sec!


    God shakes his head at you.
    SMH.
    steveex
    My god is saying remain objective
    PeteHerts
    Apart from killing Jesus what else have the Romans done for us?

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