poem to read at mums wedding reception?

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  jeany12310 months, 3 weeks ago #1Show comment toolsReply

  http://www.itakeyou.co.uk/wedding-ideas/wedding-readings-poems/he-never-leaves-the-seat-up.htm
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  IamMT10 months, 3 weeks ago #2Show comment toolsReply

  Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
  
  They **** you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
  They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.
  
  But they were **** up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
  Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another's throats.
  
  Man hands on misery to man.
  It deepens like a coastal shelf.
  Get out as early as you can,
  And don't have any kids yourself.
  
  

  
  Edited By: IamMT on Jun 26, 2012 15:08: another view
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  AberdeenDad10 months, 3 weeks ago3 Likes #3Show comment toolsReply

  PM jackitt99 - he will come up with an ace poem for sure.
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  bazzaric10 months, 3 weeks ago2 Likes #4Show comment toolsReply

  I love my mum,
  but let it be told,
  I don't want to be stuck with her,
  When she gets old
  
  Luckily this dude is here,
  to change her
  bathe her
  and shave her beard.
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  KillFelix10 months, 3 weeks ago #5Show comment toolsReply

  A Declaration of Need
  By John Hegley
  
  
  I need you like a novel needs a plot.
  I need you like the greedy needs a lot.
  I need you like a hovel needs a certain level of grottiness
  to qualify.
  I need you like acne cream needs spottiness.
  Like a calendar needs a week.
  Like a colander needs a leek.
  Like people need to seek out what life on Mars is.
  Like hospitals need vases.
  
  I need you.
  
  I need you like a zoo needs a giraffe.
  I need you like a psycho needs a path.
  I need you like King Arthur needed a table
  that was for more than just for one.
  I need you like a kiwi needs a fruit.
  I need you like a wee wee needs a route out of the body.
  I need you like Noddy needed little ears,
  just for the contrast.
  I need you like bone needs marrow.
  I need you like straight needs narrow.
  I need you like the broadest bean needs something else on the plate
  before it can participate
  in what you might describe as a decent meal.
  I need you like a cappucino needs froth.
  I need you like a candle needs a moth
  if it’s going to burn its wings off.
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  Jasonl159910 months, 3 weeks ago #6Show comment toolsReply

  Check out captain corelli's mandolin quotes On google. Some good ones there
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  churchill10 months, 3 weeks ago #7Show comment toolsReply

  Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  you're getting married
  this was a poem
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  churchill10 months, 3 weeks ago #8Show comment toolsReply

  ACTUALLY
  
  Why if its your mum getting married have you started with
  
  'daughter on ur wedding day'
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  birdyboyuk10 months, 3 weeks ago #9Show comment toolsReply

  
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  unquestioned10 months, 3 weeks ago #10Show comment toolsReply

  Roses are red,
  Oranges are orange,
  I saw a cat on my way here.
  Tits.
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  ei8hty5ive10 months, 3 weeks ago #11Show comment toolsReply

  She used to be my enemy and never let me be free Catching me in places that I knew I shouldn't be Every other day I crossed the line, I didn't mean to be so bad I never thought you would become the friend I never had
  
  Back then I didn't know why Why you were misunderstood So now I see through your eyes All that you did was love
  
  Mama, I love you, Mama, I care Mama, I love you, Mama, my friend You're my friend
  
  :D
  

  
  Edited By: ei8hty5ive on Jun 26, 2012 21:10
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  curt88910 months, 3 weeks ago #12Show comment toolsReply

  churchill

  ACTUALLY
  
  Why if its your mum getting married have you started with
  
  'daughter on ur wedding day'

  
  
  Like i said ive been looking on google for one but all i can find is ''daughter on ur wedding day'' ETC....

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