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Poet Laureate?

MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
There once was a man named Bright,
Who drove at the speed of light.
He went out one day, in a relative way,
And got back the previous night.

...anyone got any better to be considered for the title 'HUKD Poet Laureate'?

To be judged by the praise/profanty of the HUKD community.
MikeL Avatar
6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
T'was a forum called Hot UK Deals,
Always offering many good steals,
Full of good laughs and fun, 'cheaps you'll find by the ton,
And the occasional vouchers for meals.

Sorry that was crap... :p
#2
Im not sure of the facts on this one...

There once was a man named black gerbil,
Who had the same fan base as Goebbels.
Went speeding one day, in a beamer he say,
got locked up and ass is now purple. :w00t:
#3
there once was a man named ray
who went out for a hike one day
came back about one, hukd he logged on
now hes sellin go go hamsters on ebay
#4
Poetry not a hit on hotuk then.

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