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Met Police vs Theft of Biscuits

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Ongoing Investigations continue into serious case of theft over biscuits Read More
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3w, 14h agoPosted 3 weeks, 14 hours ago

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1 Like #1
Crumby cops!
1 Like #2
Where there any Blue Riband around the alleged scene?
#3
Austerity, what austerity?
2 Likes #4
That just takes the biscuit
20 Likes #5
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! :D
4 Likes #6
summerof76
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! :D
That's a cracker
or
That's nice
5 Likes #7
A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?

Where is the common sense

If it had been the local smackhead druggie stealing 8 packets of sirloin and 20 bottles of Head n Shoulders then they'd have been issued with a warning...at best taken to court and issued a community sentence so that they can go free and repeat the same offence.

Yes it's a police officer, yes it could be classed as theft - give him a warning ask him to pay back the cost and get him back to full duty
3 Likes #8
philphil61
A year on restricted duties for the cost of a packet of biscuits?Where is the common senseIf it had been the local smackhead druggie stealing 8 packets of sirloin and 20 bottles of Head n Shoulders then they'd have been issued with a warning...at best taken to court and issued a community sentence so that they can go free and repeat the same offence.Yes it's a police officer, yes it could be classed as theft - give him a warning ask him to pay back the cost and get him back to full duty

I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles sometimes Phil.
1 Like #9
Lol plot twist : police had consumed the biscuits; now forever looking for a culprit.
2 Likes #10
Obviously gang related. I'd ask Mr Kipling where he was at the time of the crime.
1 Like #11
Just biscuits? No, something's cooking.
1 Like #12
Suspect, The Cookie Monster :)
1 Like #13
kick_u_in_the_nuts
Ongoing Investigations continue into serious case of theft over biscuits

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1 Like #14
summerof76
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! :D

:|
2 Likes #15
They finally found the culprit, he was hiding in the Ritz.
#16
spoo
They finally found the culprit, he was hiding in the Ritz.
Nice one :3
1 Like #17
deeky
summerof76
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin. A lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon, and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland, Hobnobbing with a Ginger Nut and an accomplice, only known to the police as Rich T. Unfortunately they don't have a crumb of evidence, so the Jammy Dodger might get away with it!! :D
:|
You need to get out more deeks :3
#18
It's in the daily mail, so must be truthful balanced reporting

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