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Policy about mouse balls I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness...This memo is from an…
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
Policy about mouse balls

I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness...This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor!

Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit.) Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacture of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist-off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static-sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
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8y, 10m agoPosted 8 years, 10 months ago
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banned#1
Its all usual middle management pointlessness, until that last bit...then its just sheer stupidness... I can quite easily believe its true as every company has this sort of stuff and they always miss the fact that it just makes them sound like morons

Well spotted!
#2
:lazy:is this for real lol:!:
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ODB_69;2094247
Its all usual middle management pointlessness, until that last bit...then its just sheer stupidness... I can quite easily believe its true as every company has this sort of stuff and they always miss the fact that it just makes them sound like morons

Well spotted!

.... & in my experience this is how they spend most of their days forwarding email back and forth ............... ! :roll:
vicknanth;2094334
:lazy:is this for real lol:!:

It is suppost to be .. ? :) but your guess is as good as mine ! :?
banned#4
probably is real, seriously, I have seen some of the dumbest e-mails, sent by supposedly the companies smartest people
#5
apparently it's from an IBM service database and looks likely to be true
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#7
Why do mice have small balls?
Because not many of them know how to dance.
#8
Abvance;2094937
Why do mice have small balls?
Because not many of them know how to dance.

lol :giggle:
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worto03;2094412
apparently it's from an IBM service database and looks likely to be true


Are you pulling my leg? Do you also believe that AOL and Microsoft will give you millions of pounds for forwarding an email? :whistling:

Anyway, see here for the detailed low-down on this. I love Snopes.:thumbsup:
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Gazbert;2095371
Are you pulling my leg? Do you also believe that AOL and Microsoft will give you millions of pounds for forwarding an email? :whistling:

Anyway, see here for the detailed low-down on this. I love Snopes.:thumbsup:

yes agreed snopes is v good :)

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