The postman rings the doorbell and the woman opens the door wearing a very short and see-through nightie.
She invites him in and takes him upstairs where she makes passionate love to him before getting up and bringing him a cup of tea.
Later as he is leaving she gives him £10.
The husband comes home from work and sees the postman coming out of the house with a huge smile on his face.
He asks his wife, Why is he looking so happy?
The wife says, Remember I told you last night it was the postmans last day?
Not really said the husband.
Do you remember what you said? Asks the wife
Well I asked what to do since it was the postmans last day and you said
F*** him, give him a cup of tea and a tenner.