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PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

skusey Avatar
8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
ok but i didnt lol
#2
good hehehe :thumbsup:
#3
Jumpingphil
Not your best.


You joking? You musn't have kids then....:whistling: I loved it!!!! :thumbsup:
#4
Jumpingphil
I have three. One of each. :-D



That made me laugh more then the post! :-D:thumbsup:
banned#5
Need to translate into English, Alimony is CSA here.

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