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BlueMeaney Avatar
6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
My boyfriend is a pain in the b*m... how should I punish him for being soooo annoying...?

He's registered on this site and is always saying it's so amazing, so prove it dudes!
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6y, 3m agoPosted 6 years, 3 months ago
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#1
dump him
#2
post pics(cough)-that will annoy him for sure
banned#3
tinkerbell28
barky
post pics(cough)-that will annoy him for sure


Then play it all out on the boards here when you split up oO


Don't start yet, need to get the snacks in first!
#4
hahah he loves reading about others doing their dirty washing in public (well who doesn't lol?!)

Guess who he is... bet you'll never
:p
1 Like #5
If you are my Mrs, may I ask what are you doing out off the Kitchen?
#6
are you male or female OP that will give us a clue
#7
bossyboots
are you male or female OP that will give us a clue


Think there are a few clues in the original post :P
#8
asayer
bossyboots
are you male or female OP that will give us a clue


Think there are a few clues in the original post :P


yeah but that still doesnt tell us if OP is male or female oO
#9
This site is amazing, don't really know what it's for but it's awesome :)
1 Like #10
Female...

He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness
#11
bossyboots
asayer
bossyboots
are you male or female OP that will give us a clue


Think there are a few clues in the original post :P


yeah but that still doesnt tell us if OP is male or female oO


true ...... especially after calling him a pain in the bum.....
#12
BlueMeaney
. baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness


major lollingtons X)
#13
major lollingtons again asayer X)
#14
I do try!
#15
lolomundo!! :D

He'll kill me if I tell you
#16
BlueMeaney
Female...He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness

If he's baking bumoffie pie... don't eat it
#17
does he bake/cook a lot?
#18
I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay! :{
#19
BlueMeaney
I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay! :{


just cheat on him
#20
jonb2412
BlueMeaney
Female...He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness
If he's baking bumoffie pie... don't eat it

haha proper lolomundo!
#21
BlueMeaney
I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay! :{


but he might be a poster we all like and dont want to be punished - in fact he might be a poster who has posted about his moaning g/f lol and we want to punish YOU X)
[mod][Moderator]#22
BlueMeaney
I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay! :{

Ask him to pose in ladies underwear as part of a fantasy of yours, take photo's, then post them on here:)
#23
Ok... you want to give im pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt...... back of his undies, not front... or ... it's just sick...

Edited By: jonb2412 on Aug 19, 2010 21:39: missed point
#24
jonb2412
Ok... you want to give im pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......


:D cheers for that!
#25
I'm gonna say that OP and said BF are probably the same person, split personalities and all that.
#26
username and size in cm's ought to be payback enough :D
#27
wishihadadonkey
BlueMeaney
I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay! :{
Ask him to pose in ladies underwear as part of a fantasy of yours, take photo's, then post them on here:)

Well that's insightful!
#28
multi?
inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo
#29
jonb2412
Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......

Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate!
#30
Thought it could have been one of my conquests untill the cake bit X)

lol @ baking a cake for a woman, thats their job :p
#31
ilovepink
multi?inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo

negative - lolomundo is the clue :p
#32
BlueMeaney
jonb2412
Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......
Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate![/quo
BlueMeaney
[quote=jonb2412]Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......
Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate!

Maybe just when he's asleep then... alcohol not a requirement... just an aid..
#33
bossyboots
ilovepink
multi?inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo
I did wonder btw X) OP u cant have two accounts on here from same household without letting mods know!drat - I need to go collect hubby from work just now - OP spill the beans before your banned please!

negative - we don't live together
#34
he might not live with the op, is it magicjay ? being a lawyer he has to be an upstanding member of the community.
#35
works with dogs by any chance?
#36
we get this up to 75 posts and you tell us.... deal?
#37
jonb2412
BlueMeaney
jonb2412
Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......
Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate![/quo
BlueMeaney
[quote=jonb2412]Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......
Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate!
Maybe just when he's asleep then... alcohol not a requirement... just an aid..

ahh like rohypnol (or however you spell it) ;)
#38
richp
he might not live with the op, is it magicjay ? being a lawyer he has to be an upstanding member of the community.

since when have lawyers been upstanding members of the community?!
#39
BlueMeaney
bossyboots
ilovepink
multi?inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo
I did wonder btw X) OP u cant have two accounts on here from same household without letting mods know!drat - I need to go collect hubby from work just now - OP spill the beans before your banned please!
negative - we don't live together

bitseylango
works with dogs by any chance?

THIS^^^^^
#40
bitseylango
works with dogs by any chance?

:3 possiblaaaaaay... I hear you have a fat lab (no porno)

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