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Questions That Haunt Me ????

ryancs Avatar
9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
Thought this was funny:giggle:

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "knickers" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the 2+ lane ?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME ****, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#1
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


Because if it came in a round box you'd have to tip it upside down to get it out!
#2
Why does a packet of Peanuts, say may contain traces of nuts......
#3
kelly_o_fanatic
Because if it came in a round box you'd have to tip it upside down to get it out!

:giggle:
#4
Can you cry under water? Yes
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If you've paid a hitman, its classed as assassination
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Santa to help buy new toys
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? We dont wear clothes in heaven, you wear a white robe.
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? To make the carbon footprint bigger
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What disease did cured ham actually have? It was a pig
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Thats humans for you
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Because babies don't toss and turn
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Heck, do both
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Because they like to throw money away
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. It's called courtesy
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Why is "bra" singular and "knickers" plural? Because it would sound funny without the s
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? to heat muffins if placed on top :)
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? No clue, got me there
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the 2+ lane ? Yes
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Because he's an ****
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Damned drawings
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME ****, why didn't he just buy dinner? Good Point
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Babies
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Indeedio
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Evidently
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? I didn't, already knew
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? I do not know
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Never had a dog:(
#5
t0mm

Why is "bra" singular and "knickers" plural? Because it would sound funny without the s


No its a brassiere.
#6
i'm on about the knickers :giggle:
"Damn, i cant find my knicker"
#7
kelly_o_fanatic
Because if it came in a round box you'd have to tip it upside down to get it out!


It would also be a lot more difficult to assemble the boxes in the first place as they are shipped flat packed.

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


They're both the same, exchange rate is two dollars to the pound :)

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


It doesn't, Electrons only hold a negative charge - you need other particles before you can have any 'electricity'

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Depends how smelly your breath is....

John
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kelly_o_fanatic
Because if it came in a round box you'd have to tip it upside down to get it out!

My local Trattoria has round polystyrene boxes for take-out.
#9
those are jokes

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