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Questions that keep you awake at night...

skusey Avatar
8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at The Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry underwater?

What level of importance must a person have, before they consider assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?...... They're still going to see you naked anyway
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8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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#1
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?


something to do with glue mixing with the air blah blah

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Because they need to live for that long and be protected against stray bullets before slamming into a strategic important objective. Also some of the pilots crashed and lived to try again. And really all pilots wear helmets..even though they were going to kill themselves they were still a pilot
#2
These are very good!!!
#3
akme
something to do with glue mixing with the air blah blah


Thanks, Egghead..:whistling:
#4
I want to know if when a goldfish bumps the side of the bowl does it cry? How do you know if it's crying and 3 seconds later does it remember what happened or does it do it again? The mind boggles
#5
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
ANSWER:cheaper to produce then round boxes

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
ANSWER: in case anything happens during the flight there.

lol oh kai ill stop being a KILLJOY!
#6
Thanks, Egghead..


Tis ok :P
Hope it helps with the sleep problem lol
#7
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
#8
there is no speed of darkness
banned#9
bellabonkers
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


It sticks to the lips?

The hair and skin are totally different things.
#10
what about why does toast always land on buttered side down or whatever else you spread on it.
#11
Mum2Connor&Cerys
what about why does toast always land on buttered side down or whatever else you spread on it.

thats probabbly to do with gravity pulling the weighted side down first lol
#12
Mum2Connor&Cerys
what about why does toast always land on buttered side down or whatever else you spread on it.

you know how cats always land on their feet...whats going to happen if you strap buttered toast to a cats back???????:thinking::?
#13
bellabonkers
you know how cats always land on their feet...whats going to happen if you strap buttered toast to a cats back???????:thinking::?


you defeat gravity
#14
bellabonkers
you know how cats always land on their feet...whats going to happen if you strap buttered toast to a cats back???????:thinking::?


True they always do,come to think of it so does my rabbit but don't think he's as ajile as a cat.


I ain't got a Science GCSE so I didn't think of the gravity thing only thats loads of people have said it about toast.
#15
He he he, very good! :-D
#16
very good
#17
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

Never thought about that before but so true!!
#18
how do i change my hotukdeals picture lol
#19
bellabonkers
you know how cats always land on their feet...whats going to happen if you strap buttered toast to a cats back???????:thinking::?


Me and my mate boggled over this many a times during physics and mathematics... wanting to do a test... instead we thought it would be better to leave it, and believe that the cat would rotate round and round and round... just above the ground. Essentially hovering... much more fun to believe...
banned#20
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

--the daft punk "harder,better,faster,stronger" has brainwashed us into doing it.

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

--to push you further into the red.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

--because secretly, everyone wants to get all painty. oh wait, that might just be me...

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

--it does. there are little pixies scraping it off the insides of the bottle when you squeeze it. if it doesn't come out, theyre sleeping - that's why you have to shake the bottle.

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

--to give hope to whoevers dying that they MIGHT live. maybe.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

--he does. it's under his beard invisibility cloaking shield.

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

--he doesn't want to dent the perfectly good gun.

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

--otherwise their ipod headphones would fall out.

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

--colonel sanders.

What is the speed of darkness?

--depends how loud you shout it.

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at The Special Olympics?

--there are infact. they're called other peoples garden lawns.

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

--peanuts. not styrofoam peanuts. real, salted ones.

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

--cold enough not to care.

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

--if there are mobile phones, why are people still using letters? oh yeah. because they are dumb.

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

--helping themselves, obviously.

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

--between them, on average, they live twice as long - there being two of them, and all that.

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

--no. it's called "big brother".

Can you cry underwater?

--of course you can. you can also poop. trust me, i've tried. and sorry to anyone downwater of taunton in the river tone.

What level of importance must a person have, before they consider assassinated instead of just murdered?

--they've got to have passed grade B piano classes.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

--but money DOES grow on trees. the rowntrees tree, in fact. it's in my garden.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

--does it? or do you only THINK the box is square?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

--gotta start small, and all that jazz.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

--babies slept very soundly in the basement of that guy who was in the news last week. is that sick? have i just crossed a line?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

--no. it's called a pool party.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

--if you're up there, you can stare at topless chicks without them being able to get you without spending their dole money to get you.

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?...... They're still going to see you naked anyway

--it's a loophole so they dont have to pay the house fee... ;-)
banned#21
assulthero
how do i change my hotukdeals picture lol


try http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/profile.php?do=editavatar

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