A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot
gorgeous blonde Northampton girl are
in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his
beer, he throws his glass in the air
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the
glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
Drinks his beer,
Throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
And shoots the glass to pieces.
'In the Arab World,
We have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink
With the same one twice either.'
The blonde Northamptonshire girl,
Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
Downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,
'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless England'