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taasda Avatar
8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
A point of view: Barbara Walters of Television's 20/20 did a story on gender
Roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict. She
Noted that women customarily walked 5 paces behind their husbands.

She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind
Their husbands. From Miss Walter's vantage point, despite the overthrow of
The oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back
Behind their husbands and are happy to maintain the old custom.

Miss Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now
Seem happy with the old custom that you once tried so desperately to
Change?"

The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation,
Said, "Land Mines."

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New Scam: Tesco Alert

A "Heads Up" for those men who may be regular Tesco customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works.
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you
are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of
their skimpy T- shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you
for a ride to another Tesco car park.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the
front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your
wallet.
I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th & 24th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just
yesterday, and very likely this
coming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

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Anagrammatical!



DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM








PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER







ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER







DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT







THE EYES:!
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE







GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE







THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS







SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME







ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY







ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT







SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S







A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE







THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE







ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE






AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
taasda Avatar
8y, 9m agoPosted 8 years, 9 months ago
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#1
Tesco alert...absolute classic...
#2
Loved the Tesco alert, where did this happen. LOL
#3
Mothers-in-law against gratuitous humour.http://kclibrary.nhmccd.edu/womanbaseball.jpg
[COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE=2]Inaugural meeting hailed a great success[/SIZE]:whistling:[/COLOR]
#4
Love the anagrams!!!:w00t:
#5
Those anagrams are cool, really good! :thumbsup:
banned#6
too long didnt read
#7
Proximo
too long didnt read


LMAO!!!! And yet you took the time to post and tell us that!!! :w00t:

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