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Raisin Bread

skusey Avatar
8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store, glances
at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing
the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin
bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, 'I'd
like some raisin bread, please.'

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man
with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would. When she comes down
the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company
for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of
raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the
ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.
Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the
young woman climb up and down.

After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going
to have to try the raisin bread herself. Once again she is up the ladder
retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer. She stops and
fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among
the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at
the elderly man, 'Is yours raisin, too?'

'No,' croaked the old man, 'but it's a quiverin'...'
skusey Avatar
8y, 1w agoPosted 8 years, 1 week ago

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:thumbsup::-D:-D:thumbsup::w00t: At least worth two smiley faces
Jesus, they just get worst and worst.

just suspend me again PLEASE for the love of god
srsly, dont
Great! This raised a smile. At my age, I am delighted when anything rises . . .

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