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Randall the Runny Nose Reindeer .... and more Christmas Cheer !

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Read this today and though it was funny ! Dont be teaching it to your kids though their parents may complain ............ lol! * Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Randall the R… Read More
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[mod] 9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
Read this today and though it was funny ! Dont be teaching it to your kids though their parents may complain ............ lol!

* Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Randall the Runny Nosed Reindeer
Had a very runny nose.
And if you ever saw it.
You would even say "Oh Gross!"

None of the other reindeer.
Wanted what Randall's got
Cause his nose looked so nasty.
All covered up with slimey snot.

Then one snowy Christmas Eve.
Santa came to say,
"Randall with your nose so wet.
You need to go see a vet."

But Randall did not like doctors.
So he flat refused to go.
Now Randall is dead of pneumonia.
And they buried him beneath the snow.
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[mod] 9y, 4m agoPosted 9 years, 4 months ago
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I think that I might have met the Runny Nose Reindeer on Monday! Was going into W. H. Smith at the New Mersey Retail Park when a guy coming out sneezed. He let loose a long strand of green goo from his nose. I managed to get out of the way just in time. :w00t:
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Ewwwwwwwww! Thats gross lol! :w00t:


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Nice, but has naughty lapses. High marks in the good deeds department. Better than average manners. Hopefully, thoughtfulness will continue to be as good as last month. Neatness needs improvement!
So thankfully this wont happen to me this year..............

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#4
Santa's nice-o-meter....i got this

Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior

Uncannily accurate!!!:w00t:
#5
For a different take on Christmas carols check out this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXkSEcCwU8A

Don't go on if your easliy offended.

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