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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
How many ducks could you take in a fight? (you are unarmed and cannot run away)
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banned8y, 7m agoPosted 8 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
i'd say 8
#2
I'd duck every punch, while dishing the neccesary ones out!!!
#3
**9**
banned#4
mrszerrouk
**9**


everyone knows you wouldnt be able to see anything at 8
#5
What size ducks are we talkin about and how agressive are they?
#6
Can I use a shotgun?
#7
has ducky got an army?
banned#8
Just to clarify...I'm not planning a duck genocide - this was a drunken conversation between me and a friend. We were thinking mallard-like ducks that feel very aggressive.
#9
is it Donald?
banned#10
emasu
has ducky got an army?


I was wondering about their organisational skills - according to my zoological friend they could possibly help each other against a common enemy.....
#11
imranmaz
everyone knows you wouldnt be able to see anything at 8


alrite then, maybe I exaggerated slightly...

8 and a 1/2
banned#12
add-man
is it Donald?


It's not donald, no although I'm sure he could raise an effective army of his duck brethrin. We're talking mallard-type ducks....
#13
Get a negotiator in to sort it.
Kevin Spacey or something could sit up a tree with a megaphone and talk the ducks out of doin somethin crazy......
I guess.
banned#14
I'd be fairly worried if they took out your eyes early.....
#15
They'd snap your ankles first ... then while you're lay on the floor helplessly trying to drag yourself away, they would finish you off and bury your remains in their enormous duck pond.
I guess.
banned#16
Sheriff Waffles
They'd snap your ankles first ... then while you're lay on the floor helplessly trying to drag yourself away, they would finish you off and bury your remains in their enormous duck pond.
I guess.


Unless kevin spacey talked them down?!
#17
Yeah ... umm, got a liitle carried away there. Just practising my writng skills ... I'm thinking of writng children's books like maddona and jordan did, honest :)
#18
woah just read this post...what y'all got against poor little inocent duckies???
Must save the ducks, must save the ducks......
#19
I love ducks, got lots of real ones near my house....
But they do give out some sly looks sometimes, especially when they are in a crowd and one of them stares you out....
Maybe I'm just paranoid or somethin
banned#20
Nothing against ducks.....but its a choice between me and the duck, I'll have the duck for dinner.....
(Of course I wouldn't dream of hurting you lovely patriotic duck!)
#21
This is one weird thread :lol:
banned#22
Sheriff Waffles
I love ducks, got lots of real ones near my house....
But they do give out some sly looks sometimes, especially when they are in a crowd and one of them stares you out....
Maybe I'm just paranoid or somethin


No, I know what you mean - they're planning something.....
#23
right...got my gun duck armour on ready to defend the duck population!!!
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banned#24
bellabonkers
right...got my gun duck armour on ready to defend the duck population!!!
<<<<


damn....I didnt say the ducks were unarmed to start with....:-D
#25
tankos
damn....I didnt say the ducks were unarmed to start with....:-D

ummm...:oops:
#26
http://fohn.net/duck-pictures-facts/mallard-duck.jpg
depends if they look like this mallard duck.
#27
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/scream-duck-sm.jpg
banned#28
see I knew ducks were out to get me!
#29
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/duck_1.jpg

[COLOR="Red"][FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="6"][CENTER]I'll be seeing you in your worst nightmare Tankos...[/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
banned#30
look at it - it's so evil!:o die ducky!!!!!!:viking:
1 Like #31
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj41/TATTYPIE/tankos.jpg
#32
http://i18.ebayimg.com/03/s/000/77/40/bd91_2.JPG

Uh oh, now you've done it, the ducks are on war footing! :w00t:
banned#33
hahaha! that's awesome!repped for that, sheriff!
#34
I'll take the lot of you on, bring it on ducks:
http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/22081.jpg
#35
http://www.signs-up.com/prod_images/Attack%20Duck_attack_640.jpg

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