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Random question: Do you fart in front of your OH?

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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
Do you fart with your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife in the same room when you get the urge?

Please state whether you are male or female also.

If you can't fart in the comfort of your own home where can you fart?
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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suspended#1
gawd yeah ! we have farting contests lol :p

got to be able to be yourself with your OH i rekon :)

im a chick btw
#2
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#3
got to be honest - theres nothing worse than a girlfriend farting in front of you Its only downhill from there
#4
I must admit I have done it maybe once or twice. :)
I'm a bird btw
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snowtiger
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lol your always so quick snowy lol :giggle:
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nicki3668;3251265
lol your always so quick snowy lol :giggle:

Hi nicki ............... good to see you back :) peeps have been asking about you.
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snowtiger
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:giggle: very good snowtiger :thumbsup:

Try not too but sometimes unavoidable !! :oops:
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snowtiger
Hi nicki ............... good to see you back :) peeps have been asking about you.


hiya snowy :-D

asking bout moi ? :? why wot i done ? lol
suspended#9
starsparkle2311
Ain't got an OH so i am free to let rip whenever i like!!!!!:-D


pmsl ....
#10
I never did but my OH certainly pooed on me.
does that count?
#11
nicki3668;3251298
hiya snowy :-D

asking bout moi ? :? why wot i done ? lol

No Nothing wrong!! ... few peeps just asking where you were :)
#12
All the time, The louder the better, However when she lets rip she tries to do it away from me, It's a defo turn off for a woman to do it.
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snowtiger
No Nothing wrong!! ... few peeps just asking where you were :)


oooooo thats ok then lol :-D
nice to know i was missed thanks for saying xx
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nicki3668;3251407
oooooo thats ok then lol :-D

i had a death in the family babe and split up with my fella so wasnt really up to posting xxx

back with my man now though so feeling a lot better :)

been a shaky old few days xx

nice to know i was missed though thanks for saying mwah xx

:friends: sorry to hear your sad news .. sounds like you've had a rotten couple of days .. yes you were missed lots xx ... .. glad you're feeling better now :)
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thanks snowy hunny :friends:
sweet of you to say mwah
nice to see your happy threads and great gifs btw :-D
#16
Yup me and the missus do :)
#17
yeah we both do
never used to in the early days,i still remember the stomach cramps from holding them in
after a few weeks we just started to let them free,my stomach was so relieved!
i go mad though if he does it when im eating lol
#18
edjaned;3251554
yeah we both do
never used to in the early days,i still remember the stomach cramps from holding them in
after a few weeks we just started to let them free,my stomach was so relieved!
i go mad though if he does it when im eating lol

lmao at your Halloween Avvy .. love it !
#19
Only in the bath when we share as it helps keep the water warm! :p
#20
Pluun
I never did but my OH certainly pooed on me.
does that count?


Okaaaaay, are you by any chance German? :whistling:
#21
hell yeah, cup cakes galore! lol
#22
nikkib123
I can't beleive anyone is actually answering the question - everyone does it but why tell everyone!!

What next a "do you poo in front of your partner"? thread ha ha :w00t:



Well, do ya?:whistling:
#23
i dont have an oh but if i did, i wouldnt care if she did tbh.
#24
no i don't pump infront of anyone.... my hubby thought i was an alien coz i never pumped or he never knew me to do a number 2 for about 5 yrs lol :oops:
#25
roryk83
got to be honest - theres nothing worse than a girlfriend farting in front of you....



see below :roll:


nikkib123
What next a "do you poo in front of your partner"? thread ha ha


Abvance
Well, do ya?



nikkib123
:oops:






lyndsbowes
no i don't pump infront of anyone....



a true lady :) .........take note nikki bog bum
#26
She also plays Battlesh*ts!!!
#27
gross. dont fart in front of anyone EVER. go to the bathroom if need to do that. im female.

in the prosess of teaching my 29year old fiancee that this is the coo. no farting or burnping in public. u need to go it takes two secs to go to the bathroom. its hard as his dad is filth and farts anywhere, including my home. my mum has told his dad not to be so rude in front of my daughter (she's two) ha ha

we obvioulsy not teaching her to fart in the bathroom yet as she's two and at moment is weeing and pooing in a potty in the front room so a fart is nothing but we are teaching her to at least say pardon me. though at the moment she just says "bum says *blows raspery with her mouth*"
#28
gross. dont fart in front of anyone EVER. go to the bathroom if need to do that. im female.

in the prosess of teaching my 29year old fiancee that this is the coo. no farting or burnping in public. u need to go it takes two secs to go to the bathroom. its hard as his dad is filth and farts anywhere, including my home. my mum has told his dad not to be so rude in front of my daughter (she's two) ha ha

we obvioulsy not teaching her to fart in the bathroom yet as she's two and at moment is weeing and pooing in a potty in the front room so a fart is nothing but we are teaching her to at least say pardon me. though at the moment she just says "bum says *blows raspery with her mouth*"
#29
I'm a bloke and the mrs would think something was wrong if I went 5 minutes without farting...

If I'm in the mood, I'll give her the option of a squeeky or bassy consistency :thumbsup:
#30
Only if she pulls my finger lol :p
#31
lyndsbowes
no i don't pump infront of anyone.... my hubby thought i was an alien coz i never pumped or he never knew me to do a number 2 for about 5 yrs lol :oops:


my other half thinks im a freak too. YAY ma and my mum arent the only ones. :thumbsup:
#32
owlass
see below :roll:

a true lady :) .........take note nikki bog bum



thank you sweetie :-D x
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All the time in front of the wife.............But never in front of the girlfriend:whistling:
#34
mummyspam1985
my other half thinks im a freak too. YAY ma and my mum arent the only ones. :thumbsup:


no offence to anyone but burping, pumping and pooing are not ladylike at all...... my boys also say 'excuse me' when they pump tho aln is an animal and does it all the time lol
#35
Train Driver
All the time in front of the wife.............But never in front of the girlfriend:whistling:


lmao..... naughty you :-D
#36
lyndsbowes
lmao..... naughty you :-D


Lynds...what happened to the pumpkins???:?
#37
lyndsbowes
no offence to anyone but burping, pumping and pooing are not ladylike at all...... my boys also say 'excuse me' when they pump tho aln is an animal and does it all the time lol


i agree. my other half is alot better. he only slips a silent one out here and there nowadays, but i get annoyed at him, and he's gradually getting better hehe. his mum always says "i gave up trying to teach him" shocking, never give up. he's 29 now and learning very fast ha ha. obv more scared of me than his mummy ha ha.

genuinely offends me. if he wants to do when he's out with his friends, his choice, though still rude. but i should be respected as a lady ha ha.

even my scummy alcholholic dad didnt fart infront of my mum, he knew that was uncouffe (scuse spelling)
#38
mummyspam1985
i agree. my other half is alot better. he only slips a silent one out here and there nowadays, but i get annoyed at him, and he's gradually getting better hehe. his mum always says "i gave up trying to teach him" shocking, never give up. he's 29 now and learning very fast ha ha. obv more scared of me than his mummy ha ha.

genuinely offends me. if he wants to do when he's out with his friends, his choice, though still rude. but i should be respected as a lady ha ha.

even my scummy alcholholic dad didnt fart infront of my mum, he knew that was uncouffe (scuse spelling)


wow full of love ain't ya..
#39
lmao @ some comments....
I always fart in front of her....its nature! The best thing thing is tho, farting then walking around the house leaving a trail, :w00t:

Anyone performed a dutch oven! :-D :lol:
#40
nacider
wow full of love ain't ya..



oh dont get me wrong i loved my dad, doesnt change who he was though. he was an alcholic, whats the point in making out someones better than they were just cos you love them? :oops:

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