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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
1. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

2. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

3. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

4. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

5. Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?

6. Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up?

7. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?

8. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

9. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

10. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
:giggle: lol i have thoughs like this somtimes
#2
yAwN however 9 is quite good
#3
Have you been driven to baldness by a piano playing broker by any chance?
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i wash my bald head no hair with shampoo
#5
ha!

i did find those rather amusing

i wanna be a racist when im older:-D ha ha joking of course:whistling:
#6
Why is chicken meat called chicken & Lamb meat called Lamb yet the meat from a Cow is called Beef?

Is heaven packed like India on a much much much larger scale as everyone from past & present goes there including all animals & dinosaurs? :) I hope theres room for me & I dont get eaten by the dinosaurs LOL!

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